"Joke" Weapons

I'm sure they've appeared somewhere or another in some of these threads. Weapons that for all intents and purposes are there to look funny, or get a few laughs. Like a melee weapon being a Giant Turkey Leg, A gun that shoots chickens, A giant Tuna, things of this nature. So, here's the jist, post a "joke" weapon. I'll start off,
Melee: a Badger
Edit: I should probably make this an off-topic.
Edit: Here's a list of some suggestions so far:

Melee

Frying Pan​

Bug Catching Net​

Rubber Chicken​

Gentleman's Glove​

Pillow​

Badger​

Fire Extinguisher​

Giant Turkey Leg​

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Ranged

Floppy Disk (8" 5" 3" at random) (thrown)​

Slingshot​

Throwing Penguin and/or Penguin Launcher​

Brick (thrown)​

The "Handgun"​

Pop-Corn Gun​

Bee Hive (thrown)​

Bubble Blower​

Paint Ball Gun​

Shoe (thrown)​

Gun that shoots Red boxing glove on spring (retracts)​

Gun that shoots out a flag that says "bang" on it​

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Misc.

Inflatable Decoy (Consumable)​

Jack-in-the-box Turret​

Inception Bed (furniture)​

The Delorian (vehicle)​

Hobo? (vehicle)​

Box (vehicle)​

flying Dumpster (vehicle)​

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Melee: A baseball bat, a light saber
Long Range: A wallet that shoots money
Vehicles: Back to the future delorean, hobo, box car.
I dont know what else..

 

This is a good idea. Jack-in-the-box turrets and inflatable decoy players would be awesome!

 

A slingshot! Metal Max games always have them as the first weapon you can buy, first thing I thought of.

Cooking implements and sea creatures are always popular choices, but how about a fire extinguisher as a melee weapon? You'd bash them with the tank, and little sprays of foam would come out with each strike.

 

How about a Green Turtle Shell? It'd knock enemies back, but not do a lot of damage.

 

Hmn, take the same idea as Mario, but make it Starbound-y. A penguin you toss at enemies! They'll slide on their bellies along the ground until they smack into a wall or enemy. It mostly bounces off foes harmlessly when they hit, but they do a liiiiittle damage. They're brave guys!

 

Genius!

 

I'd like to use Exkaiser as a weapon. Just look at that avatar.

 

What about... being able to use eachother as weapons.... Example toss your friend at the enemys

 

How about Slow-Motion pistols? They're normal pistols, but the bullets are painfully slow, and you move in slowmotion while holding them.

 

5" Floppy disk. B DRIVE!!! OH LORD!
EDIT: Even better A weapon called floppy disk, when used throws at random 8" 5" and 3" floppy disks
EDIT2: Props to anyone who knows what I'm talking about. WITHOUT looking it up.

 

Please, yes, I love this suggestion.

I'd love to go around with a Giant Turkey Leg or a Brick and just go around hitting people with it for 1 damage. Even more fun than the whoopee cushion from Terraria.

 

Bricks could break glass if you throw them, and you can write notes on them for Ye Olde Text messaging

 

A Rubber Chicken

 

This is GENIUS. I refuse to accept that it's not.

 

Wait, does this mean I get to throw penguins...AT PENGUINS!?

 

Lot's of great ideas... Imagine if they got implemented in the game.......

 

PENGUINS!!

 

I'd have to collect them all.

 

Marvelous! But wait, what if instead of throwing them... you could shoot them out of a rocket launcher? Er, penguin launcher.

Yes please.