Cake. The cake is a lie. The cake would do explosive damage and would be thrown as a grenade after the fuse (candle) was lit. Cake can be cooked (timed).
Puff Blasters As a new catagory, these would be blasters that would be semi-ranged. To put it basically, they shoot puffs of gass (ammo in the form of a gass) that fire over a wide range of area. Perhaps these could go in the ranged catagory, but nonetheless (if you can) try and put down all of the different types. 1) Dust Puffer 2) Noxious Fume Puffer (makes farting noises) 3) Sugar Puffer 4) Water Vapor Puffer more to come...
yes. Just YES. You, my, friend, deserve a metal! Starbound needs joke weapons. Too bad I can't double like this post. A couple additional ideas I have to add: Melee Ban hammer (classic cartoon style hammer that's x50 times bigger then you) Bacon (what better way to die, then die by the bacon?) Golf club (for those moments when you couldn't get the ball anywhere except the sand pit) Grandma's good vase (forget about watering the flowers) The legendary Brony Sword (you know, the rainbow one that makes you fly straight into the air and explode into a bazillion fireworks?) A shish kabob. A possum. A dog/cat. The sludge hammer. Ranged Banana Boomerang. Marbles (causes enemies to slip) A microwave (make em' feel that radiation!) An xbox (RAGE QUIT!) Your pet goldfish. (Ya know, the snack that smiles back?) Highly explosive bowling balls. The daily newspaper (looks like the paperboy's aim is getting worse!) Poop. Need I explain? Lots and lots of pop-tarts. A K.O. kiwi gun. The tiny tomato tranquilizer. The ultra rare Cactus Flamethrower. Misc. Flying cellphone (vehicle; after all, when isn't anyone on there phone nowadays?) Hovering Marshmallow (vehicle; dominate the battlefield with some giant sweetness) A landmine that when stepped on, blows up half the planet (oops, my bad) A peach pulverizer The ice cream truck (vehicle; I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just got run over) Muffins (I'll leave the imagination up to you) Atomic watermellons (a mod from Gmod) Zeus's Stash (dem lightnin' bolts) Flying Pot o' Gold (vehicle)
Absolutely; but getting hit with old technology hurts. (better duck and cover, windows 95' is on the way [this is your captain speaking, prepare for LAG]). The floppies should inflict maxim damage.
1) pineaple granade! [thrown or launched] 2) glitter gun (fires puffs of sparkly colorful glitter) [ranged weapon] 3) a belt whip [melee weapon] 4) spit ball gun (uses paper. Or perhaps rocks if you'd prefer...) [ranged weapon] 5) a guitar [melee weapon] 6) purple popper (the greatly elaborated, handheld, futuristic, lazer propelled missile launcher!) [ranged weapon] 7) stink bomb (only protection, face mask...) [ranged weapon] 8) has someone mentioned a pink purse? [ranged weapon] 9) the spectacular skinny-string! (used like a whip) [ranged weapon] 10) sorry if this has been mentioned before, but, a squirt gun! [ranged weapon]
Flyswatter Flare Gun: might actually be useful for exploring Potato: both in thrown form and a potato launcher) 2x4 Plank of wood Peashooter Golden Gun: shoots the lowest denomination of currency. Can be switched to different modes that shoot higher denominations of currency. Using terraria's currency as an example: normally shoots copper coins that do 1dmg each. Will shoot silver coins that do 50 dmg (50% dmg reduction per currency increase). Gold coins will do 250 dmg, and platinum will do 1250 dmg. Talk about "suing" into oblivion, hehe.
I was going to suggest an 'Imaginary gun'. Where the character will look like their holding out a weapon, although without sprite. Whenever it shoots, the player will make a 'Pew pew pew' noise. Although I see you already have the 'handgun' Which could be considered similar.
Paintball gun! does minimal damage, if any, but paints random colors on the landscape for a small amount of time.
short range: a flower.....that squirts water.....that's it.... long range: a fedora/bowler hat that has sharp edges so then you can throw it at enemies. (you could also probably use it as a vanity item!)
Have random scenery bits you crafted and placed be usable as one-time grabbable weapons. Nasty space pirate got you cornered, you're out of ammo, he's disarmed you of your sword, your back is to the wall... ...grab a chair and slam it over his head. Throw all your pots and pans at him! Flip a table or two just to drive the point home! Brain him with a frying pan! Shove him into your campfire! Yank your curtains off the wall and throw them over his head! Hit him with a rock! The list goes on really.
Don't know if this has been suggested or not, but a big giant white fan would be splendid. A fan for hitting things with... Yes... I can see it now. *Insert SSB reference here*
