"Joke" Weapons

I believe you are all forgetting the greatest gag weapon of all time: the bubble blower.

 

How about a Launcher that shoots clones of you, and when they hit "something" they burst into confetti but an animation noise says "meh."

 

You all missed the biggest weapon of all time: RPC - Rocket Propelled Chainsaw


Plus, I'd want
1) A gun that shoots a spring-style box red glove (and that retracts back to the gun).
2) A gun that shoots spiderwebs to slow the enemy.
3) A trowing shoe.
4) A dart of alcohol. It will leave your enemy drunk, making it jump and crouch randomly, while constantly changing direction out of nothing...

 

Bug-catching net. It's the mightest of all weapons... in Animal Crossing.

 

how about an inception bed, that when you sleep in it you have chance to randomly wake up in your bed. BBBBWWWWWAAAAAAA

 

How bout a paintball gun.
It could do 1 damage, but changes the color of whatever it hits randomly
Multicolored penguins for the win

 

Frying Pan

 

Actually, the point of these (exept for maybe the chainsaw launcher?) are to pretty much do no damage at all, just to look funny/outrageous, possibly special sounds like a kind of "konk" sound for a frying pan. So yeah, paintball gun seems pretty good to.

 

Great idea, If you get hit with the glove a message pops up on your screen that says "Defend Your Honor!" that or " I challenge you to a duel!"

 

I've compiled most of the suggestions onto the first post.

 

Water Gun Poop Gun Pie TNT Pie And Poop Pie

 

Is that all one thing? if not could you use commas? I can't figure out where one suggestion starts and the other ends.
Edit: After staring at it for a while did you mean: Water Gun, Poop Gun, Pie, TNT Pie, and Poop Pie? While I like the pie, water gun, and possibly the TNT Pie, I don't think I like the idea of flinging poop around. Even if you ARE an Apex.

 

Building Block Sword,Building Block Armor And Building Block Gun.

 

I would want a Sonic Screw Driver..... come on, am I the only nerd here? It would really be cool if they had that. I know you guys technically can't, just make it a little different. It would make my day.

 

That's from Dr. Who right? Also Water Balloons

 

A potato gun and a marshmallow gun!

 

Also that chainsaw launcher is in a game called cortex command

 

An inflatable hammer.

 

A flamethrower that shoots backwards, covering yourself in napalm.

 

A gay pride gun. A Pollen gun that is floran exclusive

EDIT:
Rocket propelled chainsaws? that gives me an idea