How evil are you ?

I went on multiplayer with a giant laser mech, and invite people to my party, beam up, destroyed their ships, beamed down, and destroyed their base, all the while using a universal damage fast-fire infinite damage gun and the most overpowered brain-reboot armor. And a also throwing bombs everywhere to make the laser's work easier.
NOW BEAT THAT FOR EVIL.
Don't worry I only burned and blasted the really annoying dumb and spammy noobs. All the while being fabulous.

 

I let Bunnies live.... mwahahahaha

 

I let a HORSE live. Doesn't get much eviler than that.

 

great, now Im compelled to think of a way to beat this... you sir are evil

 

I've already beat this. I let TWO WHOLE BABY GIRAFFES live. Man, I've really out done myself.

 

I let you live.

 

I let your ship live.
So far. *Le super overpowered orbital rainbow cannon*

 

I left your player and universe folder intact...so far...

*plays with a strange object with a red trigger button in his hand*

 

Mahahah ssstab ssstab kill sstab Floran isss evil yesss Mahaha Sstab sstab sstab

 

after several seconds of thinking inside a time-space anomaly (seconds for you days for me) I figured out how to be ultimately evil...

I have used science to become gravity
I am now gravity, AND MAN, FISH, BIRD, APE, PLANT, PLASMA, AND ROBOT KIND SHALL FALL BEFORE ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOW BOW BEFORE ME! (or just keep standing, I havnt figured out how to change gravitational forces yet...)

 

I swear, the dumb Avian leaped in front of me!

(of course the guards don't care about that)

 

I went from planet to planet striping each and every one of them for suffice material as well as committing mass genocide on my only crew member on my ship by spawning him and then killing him and then replacing him and killing the new guy because for trying to sell me medical supplies all because I was to lazy to hollow out one planet.

R.I.P Stim merchant I will never miss you.

PS there was one time where I was playing with a friend and I kicked some one off the tower they were on and all I can remember is them saying "Kluex bless you" as he fell.

It was so sad yet so funny.

 

Life is a disease.

I am the cure.

 

Know what was fun? In that first village, Klamath?, there's a buncha kids that run around and steal from you. They're annoying.

Leave all your belongings in a locker or something outside of town. Walk into town with 5-6 pieces of dynamite locked and loaded (with 30:00 timers, just in case). Just casually stroll around. Eventually, all of your "prized possessions" will be missing, and you can leave town with unburdened shoulders.

When you go back into town (with your regular inventory), make sure to walk around and look at the new coats of paint that have been randomly painted around town. They're a nice, bright red.

It must have been the final good deed of those children, right before they mysteriously left town or something.

 

I stand corrected then. That is better than super sledgehammering kids right in the bollocks...


Bravo, sir.

Ps: yes, those little twats specifically were the subject of Stop! Hammertime!

 

STOP! HAMMERTNT TIME!

 

Knocked my gf while we were playing into a lava pit.

 

...
Wut?
...whoa, for a moment there I though you've gotten your girlfriend pregnant while playing around in a volcano...

Jeebus, my mind is rotten. Rotten to the core...

[Edit] well, I... I-
I'm so evil thay even my name can be made into a pun of two of the greatest villains. Lord Valdermort and Darth Valder.

Beat THAT motherf***ers!

 

lmao

 

Robbed an airship and dug out the bottom of it so they all fell to there death..