How evil are you ?

Lured some agarans into a floran village and instigated a massacre. That was amusing. Turns out the animal kingdom wins (I was playing a human).

 

Lack of certain features in the game prevent me from being as eeevil as I could be.

 

I dunno, I massacred an entire avian village on my starter world, with my hero sword/copper armor, because I wanted a firearm. None dropped, though. On an unrelated not, that was my first empty town to mine building materials from! As I progressed, I actually acted less like a jerk, lol.

 

I didn't hug a friendly Avian :c

 

YOU MONSTER! jkjk

 

I play a peaceful Hylotl character. I don't attack civilians but I will take their nice furniture. (Exception for Florans who I usually kill on sight unless they are merchants.)

 

*peaceful

 

Approached a glitch castle when suddenly METEORS RAINED DOWN FROM THE SKY AND BEGAN TO DESTROY IT UTTERLY.

And I sat there.

And watched it BURN.

... it was glorious.

 

I stole some dogs from a Floran. Then I made fun of his culture. Then I took his couch. Then I blew his house up and burned his village.[DOUBLEPOST=1416714003][/DOUBLEPOST]

You sicken me.

 

I was walking through a friendly village when someone said hi to me...

I didnt respond

 

Turning an Avian village into a garbage and acid filled ghetto.

 

Hmmm. Why does everyone target the Avians? Lol

 

Because slaughtering robots just doesn't have the same feel, and killing a tribal group of savage hunters just doesn't seem evil on paper.

 

Once I was traveling with some bandits and we happened to come across and apex village. Being a Hylotl, I suggested we liberate them and kill the guards. As the last one was being stabbed, a civilian got caught in the way and was killed. Once my Avian accomplice discovered the villagers bleed pixels...

Their numbers went down.

Even I succumbed to the greed caused by pixels, and began to slay each and every civilian as they complimented my race.


this is only another reason to rework pixels

 

>_> wow I'm slacking and here I was thinking using universal power and making the plasma fire strom weapon and using it every village and complex leaving a land scape full of craders was evil I well have to rethink of how I go about doing things. Oh and i'm working on a way of strip mining planets to the cores with the eathsmaher found in Just Explosives. *walks away head down mumbling about how lacking he is in the evil department*

 

^^ I've seen better. -.-

One I beamed down to a planet to test out my modded mech.
There WAS a village. Now theres a meteorite sized crater.

 

once, i killed an entire fleet of penguins and stole their tech.
>>

 

I'm going to slip a bird of happiness NPC in somewhere.

It will be completely peaceful, in an enclosed structure microdungeon, well away from any danger. I'll dress it in the cupid outfit, and it will say happy lines and greet players enthusiastically. There will be absolutely no reason to attack this NPC except out of sheer cruelty.

It will also be completely invulnerable, have a power multiplier of some obscene number, and probably a custom projectile gun that's a one-hit kill.

...I expect the completely predictable.

 

ill give you some advice...
wait, that would be a nice thing to do... and im evil

my evil advice is to go around and do nice things, that way im more evil by comparison! :evil-face:

 

Or, if you go around being nice, you might make some friends! Then, when they're not looking, you slaughter their family.