Floran reproduction. It's official.

So..the stork thing isn't true? Troubling times... Also, how do Florans engage is such vigorous fanny friction without lighting themselves on fire? Or having one heck of a heat rash? Perplexing.

 

If the baby is carried in the stork's bill, does that mean that a guy has to stick his... y'know... in it's bill?

 

Who said the non-stork participant was supposed to be a guy?

 

Ship has sailed. I love this and the humor in this thread.

 

I SHAID NO

 

I will necro this so hard.

Lost a customer today because i started to imagine what they would use as protection, of course simple wood came in my mind. Next thought was that the wood rubbing starts a huge forest fire with the town and trees burning down. So yeah that made me laugh for like 15 minstraight while this 40 year old man was giving me the most pissedoff face. I couldnt explain why i was laughing, how would one explain this to an outstander without looking just as stupid.

TL DR starbound ruins my life

 

This is so accurate.

 

Good lord. . . going to have nightmares cuz of the gif e_e

 

All of the lulz.

 

Sounds to me like you burned a plant before work.

 

Im cook so this is not to far out i guess.

 

this kinda makes me want to play a floran.

but they need more contrast

 

I normally get pissed at necro/bumping dead shit because it sets a bad example.

But not this thread. Never this thread.

 

F*ck this thread, the amount of ridiculousness just exceeded my limits. What kind of jackass comes up with "butt rubbing" as a means of reproduction ?

 

bees...

 

Not the bees!

 

And that is exactly why fanfic writers say "this cannon reproduction stuff is garbage" and put the good ol' dicks and vaginas back into their stories.

 

Mommy, how are babies made?

This, Rune. *Demonstrates*



AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

I'm certain there's a number of mechanics, engineers, or people who build robots that would find the Glitch reproduction method as highly arousing.

 

"Oh yeah, build that glitch, baby, BUILD THAT GLITCH"
*facepalm*