Spigot 2.8

At the urging of our customers our engineering staff have removed some of the safety features of our Spigot and Spout product lines. They no longer block the production of the potentially dangerous substance developed by Wellbott known as "Grey Goo". While we are not convinced that the substance does not contain nanites, all tests have shown that it is far less dangerous then some of the other substances we support. Enjoy your personal potential end of the world scenario and remember: We...

Despite the ongoing strike of our Janitorial staff and the mountain of red tape caused by the restructuring of the galactic certification protocols, we are proud to announce that are Spigot and Spout product lines shall continue to preform to the highest standards of quality. Be it in a foundry, a public fountain, or your private septic tank, our line of products will be there to supply all of your liquid generation needs. Enjoy your slimy showers and remember: We are not responsible if...

Using the process developed by Wulf_Oman our development team has managed to upgrade our Spigot and Spout line of products to support the high viscosity and temperatures of the liquid states of a number of various metals, all while preserving the food grade safety standards we require in our products. In other news, our product safety department cations all users of our products to avoid using any quantity of the substance developed by explorer Wellbott referred to as "Grey Goo" in...

Once again the explorer Sayter provides us with newly discovered substances and our engineering department eagerly stepped up to the challenge. Along with tightening up the seals to support the dispensing of Helium 3 our engineering staff have ensured that our Spigot and Spout line of products can also handle the other sample we were provided with. While we have no idea as to what this shadowy substance is, we can proudly say our product can dispense it. At this time we would also like to...

The explorer Sayter has discovered yet another dangerous substance while traveling the galaxy. Our research teams have taken the opportunity to improve the Spigot and Spout product lines with the inclusion of a self cleaning mechanism to ensure food grade sanitation even after dispensing such toxic chemicals as the recently discovered liquid mercury. Enjoy your mercury fountains and remember: We are not responsible if misuse of the Spout or Spigot products causes injury, death, or loss of...

Unsatisfied by the dull finish in the exterior casing of our Spigot line of products, the research department decided to adjust the creation process. The result is a more polished appearance that greatly improves the utilitarian design. An aftermarket process was also developed which we will freely and discretely apply to all existing Spigot installations. Enjoy your shinier spigots and remember: We are not responsible if misuse of the Spout or Spigot products causes injury, death, or...

With the discoveries of the explorer DoomFire finally passing the Consumables Safety Review Board our own review board jumped into action to inspect every step of the Spigot and Spout product lines to ensure they too would meet the rigorous standards of consumable safety when dispensing these new discoveries. After a minor restructuring to add transparency to all future inspections, we are happy to announce that the product line has passed inspection and proudly present the improved lines...

Recent breakthroughs in our research department have enabled us to implement improved polymers and alloys in all parts of our Spigot and Spout product lines. These advances allow our devices to safely support the various liquids discovered by the explorer Sayter while providing the same level of control our customers have come to expect from our products. Enjoy your expanded options and remember: We are not responsible if misuse of the Spout or Spigot products causes injury, death, or loss...

A few complaints were made about the safety features included with the Spigot. Rather then allow potential DIY injuries to occur with aftermarket modification of my product we have instead opted to release a brand new product! The Spout in similar to the Spigot in many regards, but lacks the built in cutoff valves to prevent flooding. As an added bonus, the removal of the safety valves allows for the placement of the Spout in an upwards facing direction. Enjoy your new fountains and...