A Person Could Be A Hat, Too, Right?

Discussion in 'Create-A-Hat' started by Bietol, Dec 1, 2012.

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    Corobockle are a tiny race of people. Because of their size, they may appear to resemble a human infant, but those are in fact mature specimens.​
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    Corobockle have been a myth for as long as 20 years.
    But you're in luck!
    With this guide, finding a Corobockle is as easy as 1-2-3:
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    1. Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
    No, you were right the first time.

    Corobockle are quite shy and small, so looking for them in the tall grass is inadvisable; rather, you should leave that task to birds of prey (or large crows). They are better at it than you.

    Once you spot one of these beasts of the air making off with a Corobockle, it is time for step 2:

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    2. Shoot it.

    Take care not to hit the Corobockle, as they are soft and tender, and respond poorly to gun wounds.
    Note the site where it lands, and make your way there as soon as possible for the next step:

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    3. Life Debt

    Corobockle hold their saviors in high regards, and rescuing one from the talons of a feathered fiend will almost* certainly guarantee their undying loyalty as long as you are there to claim credit for the deed.

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    Congratulations! You are now the proud caretaker of a Corobockle.
    And it, in turn, is a proud caretaker of you.


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  2. Wryan

    Wryan Space Spelunker

    It's well done, but I'm pretty sure putting a naked child on your head is illegal in many places.
     
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  3. Kawaaaaaaiiii!:catface2:
     
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  4. rimvydas

    rimvydas Astral Cartographer

    AWESOME WORK ! LOVE IT ! :)))
     
  5. tedlil

    tedlil Pangalactic Porcupine

    nice :D it wasn't in an anime? because it looks familiar but i can't remind from where :x
     
  6. It's not naked!

    It's wearing your head.
     
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  7. The Koro-pok-guru on which this is based originate from Ainu folklore, so they will sometimes be referenced in Japanese games and anime.
     
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  8. J-Johnsu?! Is that you?!

    First Endling, now you too?!
     
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  9. Roxie Stables

    Roxie Stables Parsec Taste Tester

    I was thinking about putting up my entree into this contest,
    But then I saw this post and want it to win by any means necessary.
     
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  10. Seiga

    Seiga Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I had worries about the entry because of the thread title, sounded like one of those bad joke hats, but then you went and executed it well.

    Noice.
     
  11. Gravik

    Gravik Existential Complex

    love it for the creativity, hate it for the babys
     
  12. Same here. I'm not really into...
    ...That... Kinda thing.
    He's been here for a while now.
     
  13. That's unfortunate. It's technically not a baby, but technicalities seldom make a difference for things like these.

    The idea I had before this was of a terrified cat:

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    but then I decided to with the Little Person route as it appeared that people were already making animals into hats.
     
  14. I know what you mean. Hats are kinda limited.
     
  15. Steam Pirate

    Steam Pirate Space Kumquat

    Now that you think about it, not too uncommon. I often got naked piggyback rides from my bath to my my room when i was two years old.
     
  16. Crashman

    Crashman Astral Cartographer

    Here's a child friendly edition, just in case something goes wrong with the judging.

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    This could have many different styles, like with a one-piece-swimsuit or other apparel like holding a flashlight instead of the leaf. Just some ideas.
     
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  17. psh, underwear is for the weak. Base Sprite approves.
     
  18. Auraknight

    Auraknight Weight of the Sky

    only thing I DON'T like about this,
    is i'll never be able to go into combat with it on,
    and since i'm allways in combat,
    i'll never waer it.
    I mean,
    Boom! Headshot
    would take on an entire diffrent meaning.
    and a baby on head makes it kinda hard to be sneeky.
     
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  19. Sgt. Sprocket

    Sgt. Sprocket Parsec Taste Tester

    Can you make a version where she is biting your head an drooling over your face?
    :rainbow:
     
  20. eShredder

    eShredder Subatomic Cosmonaut

    It should have a, say, one in a billion shot that it lowers your defence levels because it really did pee.

    If not, well. It looks amazing none the less.
     
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