Why do I have to love everything that comes out of this thread so much. I seriously hope that you win this.
I love the idea. This and the scared cat one are pretty great. Specially because of that drawing of the scared cat. I don't think the 'naked' thing is of concern. Have you seen Dragonball? xD Maybe she could bite on your head at random when you're attacked? The bite would then surprise the player and send then on a berserk-like state, all the while losing 5 hp for the bite.
It's so when birds of prey look down, they see a leaf instead of a tasty Corobockle. Birds of prey are a serious problem in their communities.
It'd be insanely hard to supply the hat producers with babies, you'll have to rob them from their parents. Oh what poor babies. Since when did robbing babies come to the solution. Such a beautiful baby! Suika: Hope to see you in the 'winners' page.