Your Favorite "Video Game Logic" Part of Stardew Valley

what if we don't have parents and our ghost grandpa sends us letters and pretends so we don't feel bad

 

I would have liked to actually have Mom and Dad visit on occasion. Would have been cool.

Also a big complaint of mine: Everyone has a birthday but you.

 

Speaking of odd errands from townsfolk, there is sometimes ones from townspeople asking for random stuff to put on sore body parts. Kent needed a sunfish for his sore legs, and Demetrius asked for quartz for his knee. DEMETRIUS, YOU'RE A MAN OF SCIENCE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT CRYSTAL THERAPY IS BOGUS. Also, Harvey complains about a lack of customers. Maybe because townspeople would rather rub fish on their legs than SEE A DOCTOR.

 

Yeah! I want gifts from people for my birthday. I remember to gt people really nice gifts (seriously, I go onto the wiki and find their loved gifts) I can even put in things I would love to receive. Cookies, cake, 300 units of wheat seeds

 

"I found you passed out in the forest at 2 in the morning so I dragged your half dead body home for you. I also may have went through your wallet while you slept and took some money. No biggie."

 

Fixed that for you.

 

LOL YESSS

 

If the bus is out--the only transportation to and from the village--how do you arrive? How does the governor arrive and leave? Baba Yaga's hut running a taxi service in off-hours?

 

Different bus for arriving. Governor probably has his own car.

 

Oh wow guys. You're killing me. LMAO! This is all too much. I have to stop reading this or I won't be able to concentrate on university stuff
What I always wonder is why I can milk my cow and goat but not my sheep. Also why can't I make honey wine? I only noticed that in the game all the animals were supposed to be female, when my male pig Ernesto magically gave birth to a baby pig.

 

he man can have birth to but they will died when the baby wants to get out of his guts

 

You hand a Prismatic Shard to Kent, and he just casually says something like "Oh, my mother used to give me these as a kid". I just spent nearly a year scouring for one of the rarest objects in the land. Who is this mother that is apparently just handing them out to her kids like candy?

 

Takes 300 wood to make a tiny plank from one part of the beach to the next. Meanwhile Robin can use 300 wood and some stone to craft an entire chicken coop complete with all the bells and whistles.

 

This is why Robin is the carpenter and we're farmers...

 

The Witch came and cursed one of the eggs in my second coop this evening. While I am thrilled to have my first void egg, I cannot help but notice that all my chickens and ducks are in my first coop, and I don't own dinosaurs. So one of my four rabbits must have lain an egg. Wow, the witch is more powerful than I thought.

 

she doesn't transform a egg she places one

 

The fact that no houses have bathrooms...And Elliott's cabin doesn't have a kitchen. And Penny's trailer only has one bedroom, where does Pam sleep? Also, the fact that all the books are buried, for some reason.

 

The fairy flew through one night...and blessed a dead plant.

Three times. I suppose it is now a +3 dead plant.

 

Well, this might not really be video game logic. I think it's implied that Pam sleeps on the bench inside

 

Even as brand new friends the villagers don't mind you walking into their room, waking them up, and handing them a coconut or frozen tear while they're in bed. In fact, they love it.