Wyrd Order of Furries, ACT III

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  1. Ehksidian

    Ehksidian Spaceman Spiff

    IT CAN BE IF I BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH!
     
  2. Shinxy-Chan

    Shinxy-Chan Giant Laser Beams

    That's not how that works......
     
  3. Ehksidian

    Ehksidian Spaceman Spiff

    :cry:
    stop crushing my dreams of the spehs trein
     
  4. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    Eight pages in two days? Maybe I'm being a bit "kids these days", but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

    Anyway, in Morrowind I just spent half an hour escorting a single, unnamed Khajiiti slave halfway across Molag Amur to free her. Visibility of maybe 100 meters due to the dust. Facing off against cliffracers, daedra and various wild animals. The amulet-based spell I used to make her follow only lasts 30 seconds, so I had to keep casting it while the charge held out. But we made it from Galom Daeus (Dwemer ruins turned into a vampire lair, where she was kept as cattle to the point where her character name is 'Cattle') to Saturan (bandit cave near Suran). There I freed her, and like all slaves, she disappeared from the game and will never be seen again. (Except one slave who remained, probably due to a glitch. Funnily enough, he's still there in Saturan last time I checked.)

    For those of you unfamiliar with the game, you can only free slaves if there is a slave key in the location where they are kept. If there's no key, you can't free them... unless you use a command spell to make a slave follow you to a location that does have a key. In some cases this can just mean over a hill, but the distance can be far greater if there's no suitable location nearby.
     
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  5. Terwin94

    Terwin94 Pangalactic Porcupine

    That sounds like more work than it's worth.
     
  6. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    Oh, you're right. The life of one, poor woman kept against her will in a dank Dwemer ruin in the middle of nowhere just so vampires can drink her blood is totally not worth it.

    How dare you, sir. How. Dare. You.
     
  7. Phlosioneer

    Phlosioneer Pangalactic Porcupine

    Hype.
    Train.
     
  8. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    Where's Phlosioneer?

    I need a hug!


    :(
     
  9. Terwin94

    Terwin94 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Well, I'd rather save an entire country than 1 vampire cattle lady. They gotta eat like everyone else.
     
  10. Quilavabom

    Quilavabom Oxygen Tank

    And this poor soul is suffering from NAS, Nexus Anxiety Syndrome. It's very common in more mild-mannered and reasonable individuals who enjoy constructive conversation over excessive nonsensical blitherings and the occasional drama. The tolerance level of these victims varies, but eventually they invoke a self-quarantine in an effort to get some distance from those affected by Nexusitis.
     
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  11. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    I feel bad for this mess now...

    I'm going to go, I'm half the reason it's like this.
     
  12. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

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    SPEHSS. TREIN.
     
  13. Milly Rainbowskittlez

    Milly Rainbowskittlez Cosmic Narwhal

    ikr?
    Back in my day it was most certainly 40 pages a day. What happened to these slack jaw whippersnappers? D:
     
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  14. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    shadowwwwww
    stahp saying that
    you've done nothing wrong, and so long as you don't do anything wrong on purpose, you should never blame yourself. *hugs*
     
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  15. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    I have no one else to blame...
     
  16. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    I've finished the main quest in Morrowind, so I've already saved the world. Everything else is extra credit.

    No, you don't have to do that. Relax.
     
  17. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    I'm sorry, but I do.

    It only got like this because i treat it like the nexus.
     
  18. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    So? Just reign it in, instead of completely cutting ties. I will glomp you if it means keeping you here.
     
  19. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    I won't be able to do that.
     
  20. Milly Rainbowskittlez

    Milly Rainbowskittlez Cosmic Narwhal

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