Wizard battle!

I cast fireball at the can itself, causing it to explode your hand.

 

I summon a magic dagger and throw it at you while you're distracted!

 

I cast HEAD ENBIGGEN-EST!

 

I cast a low-level healing spell cuz I'm not Mercy.

This'll take a while.

 

I cast Big Boom Blast Bag Bop Bang!

 

I put up a ward

 

I use my trusty Alchemieter. Flaming Generic Item && my Nail = .... FLAMING GENERIC NAIL!
I Throw the resulting weapon.

 

I create a water weird which catches the nail!

 

I cast telekenesis and I get the nail!

 

I summon and equip a Zillyhoo.

 

I put up my H0m327uck 2h13ld.
(Homestuck Shield said in Terezi-speak.)

 

I cast tremor to demolish your home!

 

I engage the Boja-Biojhafkwad beam.

 

I used reflect. It's super effective

 

I fire the OP c-OP St-OP

 

I cast peace, and attempt to get people to buy my summoned tongues that lick people.

 

I bougt the tounge, cast a singularity hole and throw the tounge into it so everyone that got pulled are also get licked.

 

I cast temporal reverse to stop the singularity existing!

 

I create the sus.

 

OH NO IT THE SUS!
i create another sus