Why pick human?

How much weedkiller do you need to kill a florian, I wonder? Probably quite the bit.

 

Whole bottle, I'd assume, something like acid to them, ever see the movie signs? with like the alien and the glass of water? never mind...

 

People other than me watched signs? I also noticed someone daying "CO2 Laser" Wouldn't that make them fall in love with you instead...? It outputs CO2, right?

 

Oh yes, I quite liked it aswell

"Swing away" hnnnnnnggg

 

I think you just trying to sell us this goddamn gun.

 

I know someone who prefers the human race in every game cause he likes the classy style.
Humans are just that. They're nothing special but playing them and achieving something special with them makes it all the more exciting for that exact reason.
Also you can feel with humans since you are one. If you'd end up in another universe you'd also want to stand on the humans side since you are one. Who knows how you'd be treated at other races places.

 

...Well... Uhm, yeah. Y'know, I built it myself, and it's an excellent self defense weapon against florans. It instantly ignites anything it's aimed at. And...well, it's illegal everywhere but in Novakid territory. So, in case you want to buy it, I sell it at the Black Market for 10 bucks. Unless you are a cop. Then it's 20.

 

Personally, if I were to play a human, it'd be because I don't view them as just our race. To me, they're just another race in the character customizer.

 

Aw, I thought it would shoot out CO2. Maybe I'll make my own CO2 gun and have it so I can befriend Florans. I honestly, would be the only human to actually side with a non-human race to beat back humans. Why? Humans are really annoying, egotistic, self-centered, narcissistic, etc. But since I have to live in this Earth....

 

It's a C02 laser gun. If you want a straight C02 gun, I sell those as well. It was hard to get the marijuana for the oxygen converter, wich makes it not really cheap. You know, t's kind of an extinct species these days...Let's say, 120 bucks.

 

You know... I am a human, I can just breathe out CO2....

 

Ah, but it isn't really efficient, is it? Besides, the C02 produced by the C02 gun also has a relaxing effect on floran nerves (even if it is addictive...), wich amkes it easier to...uhm, seduce them... You guys do know that florans are of both genders simultaneously, right?

 

Human girl to Floran male: "You don't love me. You only want my CO²"

 

...I guess that's a no.

 

Pfft. PFFFT. Carnivorous plants, you guys crack me up. You're tribals, go up against the Humans, get the fire sword of the God Emperor.

Yeah I know, doesn't change that I could take a torch to a Floran and they'd still catch alight. Fire resistant isn't the same as immune to fire.

 

Floran male to Human girl: "Darling... Y'know, today you look very delicious."

 

*activates headset* Yeah guys, I know I called you twice today, but I'd like to request astral support. NO, IT'S NOT TO HELP A FLORAN OUT! Sheesh. I doubt the regular thermic laser will get the job done, through. Try to activate the proton beam and transform this guy into some C02.

 

I've always preferred to stick with humans. I do not mind playing an alien but it really has to fit me I guess. Than again, I can with ease just make an alien and be gone with it... I guess it depends on the situation. I do not feel I need to be something to justify myself but I do appreciate being a human.

 

Human girl to Floran male: "Not now darling. I still have to take Stegosaurus for a walk."

Sounds like a perfectly healthy relationship.

 

i dont pick human i choose a glich