the short human shrugs."so, are you looking to hire?" the counter starts changing colors, and sparkles are flying everywhere. also, a flaming maui seems to be in his mouth.
the counter becomes its normal color, and the sparkles disappear. "ok. I'll just look elsewhere. can I have a bleeding jane?"
*hands you a Bleeding Jane* There you are. I’m sorry we can’t hire you, we just don’t make enough money. Maybe if we had more customers, I would. Anyways, it was nice of you to offer
the little man says "here, this might be helpful. I shall do some prestidigitation." suddenly, the roof of everybodies mouth tasts like a bleeding jane. the human pays for it with 25 copper pieces, and sips it slowly.(in an hour the taste dissapears)
The invisible person removes something and appears. They're a standard looking woman with red hair and green eyes, but a pair of rabbit ears sticks out of their head. "Can I have a pasta with secret sauce and a pile driver please?"
The human suddenly stops looking like a human, but instead like a really short human. He then disappears.
A vantablack Novakid walks into the bar, he is dressed completely in black and wears a long black coat. His brand appears to be a long white scar running down the right side of his face. He walks over to the counter and takes a seat(Not literally). He has a look at the menu before saying, "Miss? I'd like some vanilla tea, please"
I take it you're at least partially responsible? I don't believe we've met. *Extends hand* Name's Tenebris.