RP The Tower! Attack and Defend.

Welcome to the Tower! This thread allows users to destroy or defend the Tower. The destroyers want it gone because it contains Treasure beyond anyone's wildest dreams, and the defenders must guard it down to the last second of their lives. Let the war begin.

Tower: 100,000 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: None

How this works is that attackers will post "attacks" to try to destroy the tower. Defenders will post defenses, to protect and save the tower. The game ends and the winner is announced when either the the towers Hp reaches 200,000 or the attackers destroy the tower.

EXAMPLE:

RaNdOm GuY1: I throw stones at the tower.

RaNdOm GuY2: I put a bandage on the tower were it was hurt.

Walrusman72:
Guy1: Not very effective -1 hp
Guy2: +1 hp

Tower: 100,000 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: None

Affects are given by me and are just random affects to the tower, such as adding defense and the like.

Rule: Don't disrupt the topic

Now, attackers, GET DESTROYING! Defenders, SMASH THE ATTACKERS!

 

Well, I appreciate the idea quite a bit, but there are somethings you could do
Like one: Please, could you make an OOC thread for players to sign up?
And the like.

 

Of course fine fellow

 

I fling a fucking whale at the tower via magic. Did I mention Im an Archwizard? Well I am. Fuck that tower.

 

2Ktaco: Oh...wow. THERE ARE WHALE REMAINS EVERYWHERE! -50hp

First attacker! Double damage for every attack until the first defender

Tower: 99,950 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: First Strike

 

I drop a relativistic meteor going at ten miles a second, with a density of 8000 kg/m^3 and a diameter of 1 km
Yeah, take a look at that http://www.purdue.edu/impactearth
SCIENCE
This RP is impossible.

 

Aha, my call has been answered! With the both of us this tower will surely fall, comrade!!

 

GravityFlux: A DEVASTATING blow! -500 Hp with first Strike! (why 500? well, I used the impact earth calculator you sent me, and I put in the Whale perimeter. Your attack was about 5 megatons of TnT, and 2ktacos was 1 megaton of TnT. I multiplied his attack damage vs your megatons of TnT and arrived at 250 where I promptly applied the first strike affects. MATH SUCKA!)

Also yes, this RP is impossible.

Tower: 99,450 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: First Strike

 

I am aware. I am able to do this without the calculator, thanks to ten years of maths without calculators.

Alright buggers, lets get really powerful.
I call up my friend in the army, and tell him to come in with a 10 megatonne nuclear warhead

 

GravityFlux: Well sorry... any ways, your shipment of the nuke will arrive Post-haste (It takes time to transport things...)

 

K den.
More meteors then
I pull down another, except at a speed of 15 mile/second and of density 10000 kg/m^3, and made of ferrous iron

 

GravityFlux: The Tower being magic (anything that can stand up to a meteor and survive is) It can adapt "antibodies" to attacks used more than once. Yes it's strange, but any magical tower filled with treasure beyond anyones comprehension is. -250 Hp

Also your nuke has arrived

Tower: 99,200 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: First Strike

 

Well.
Alrighty then
10 megatonnes of nuclear power, right here in my hands? What should I do, I wonder?
I don't detonate it yet. I build a couple of lithium tritride casings that would fit the nuke
Thats right
My knowledge of physics helps with this

 

GravityFlux: Alright, you get to building...

 

Once I'm done, I assemble the nuke and the casings in a way that the casing cover the nuke, making it like a Russian Doll. Then, I detonate it near the tower. The lithium tritride casings double the explosion's power per casing. There are three. Its a multistage fusion bomb now. HUE HUE

 

GravityFlux: You turned a chunk of the tower into plasma... Wow. Just Wow. -1200

Tower: 98,000 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: First Strike

 

Hue hue, mates.
Now, lets switch to.......
more
conventional
tactics
I'll just wait for @2ktaco

 

A young girl suddenly appeared from an interdimensional portal, a frown on her face as she looked around the zone.
"Okay. Did someone kill a whale around here and create a thermonuclear explosion to wipe out the remains?", she began, staring down the two attackers.
"Whales are an endangered species. You hear that? Endangered. Don't use them as projectiles or targets", she chastised the two. Moving her free hand, she called upon the poor whale's soul, obtaining information about his/her condition prior to disintegration. With a snap of her fingers, the whale immediately began reconstructing, one cell at a time at an incredible rate, and in seconds the whale was completely reformed and reconstructed. With a bit of Light magic, she rebound the soul to the vessel, resurrecting the whale.
"Undine!", she called, and in nanoseconds a maiden seemingly made of water, cetacean from the waist down, formed from the Aether.

"You called?", the mermaid-spirit replied.

"Would you mind escorting this poor whale to whichever ocean the whale came from? I can't manipulate water, after all"

"Of course not, Princess", Undine replied as she did a curt bow, playfully emphasizing the word 'Princess'.
"Payment up front, as usual. 12 units, standard measures"

"Yeah, sure. Here you go", the girl said nonchalantly, effortlessly creating an orb of pure magic energy and tossing it to the spirit, who promptly created a 'bed' of water for the whale to move around in, escorting the gigantic cetacean back to the ocean. The girl turned back to the two attackers.
"Hello. My name was Empress Yulia, of Solaris, but you can just call me Princess Yulia. Pleased to meet you all"

 

"Hi, no, I'm THAT ONE DICK. And I have a vast arsenal of weaponry and sciences. Oh, and this"
I call up Chuck Norris, and ask him to roundhouse the Tower.

 

M0k0n: I have no words for how cool you are.
GravityFlux: Umm, Chuck is too busy playing World of Warcraft... sorry man.