The Questions Dead Bear Emporium!

*Strange man walks in*
Finally dead bears! Excuse me sir or mam, your face dosent say much about you, and this is slightly questionable. But I was wondering is if you still have there souls.

 

*Lands my large factory-ship outside, and workers proceed to run around yelling BEARS*
*Walks inside*
Dead bear emporiums- I suggested this idea years ago, but noooooo, bears are too stupid to sell dead! WELL YEAH, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW JOANNE? HUH?!? Uhh... *ahem* Could I have 100 bear tails? Y'know, those little stubby tail thingys. *points at a few*

 

Tails... You Must Be A Furry. *Shrugs, Punches An Order Into A Screen, Then Pulls A Lever And A Box Falls Out Of The Ceiling, Smashing The Question's Foot* Here You Go.