RP The Darkest Hour

"while that wasn't originally my intentions, I don't think I've had a good fight in a while... Yes, I believe a fight would be a good way to burn off the fat that this unhatched hylotl baby may give me... Though considering where we are, I need all the calories I can get..." he says, standing up.

 

"Alright you two, settle down. Especially you, lizard. No need to be provocative. Not now, atleast."

 

"Oh come on! That one egg was nowhere nearly enough to satisfy my appetite! I'm a Sallok! I eat three meals a day in one sitting! Now then where were we... Ah yes! You we're offering yourself up as my meal for these next few days!" he says, staring at the hylotl right in two of his eyes...

 

"You're a sallok that's gonna get his ass kicked by a hylotl if you don't start actin' smart and back down. Know when to pick your fights."

 

The Hylotl stands up, slamming his fists down on the table.

 

"And the chucklefish finally gets it! Now, are we going to stand around staring at eachother waiting for the guards to arrive? Or are we going to make the most of this fight?"

 

Danger looks at the two that are about to fight "Sssilly lizard." She mutters

 

"Agreed. That'll be one less prisoner to aide us in our daring escape."

 

"Have some faith... I'm in maximum security for a reason you know... And it's not for stealing candy from a hatchling... Besides, it's not like this lunkhead would be the first brute I've fought. Not by a long shot. though if he does win somehow, then he'll be the second person to ever beat me in a fight..." he puts a foot behind him and gets into a stance that looks very Hyloteese...

 

"Why would i stab someone with a gun when i can stab someone that blows up."

 

"Cause if you stab a guard you get a gun and can shoot things. And if I blow up, you die. Idiot."

 

"But a gaurd can kill me before i get to stab him, you seem much less dangerous."

 

"Assuming I wasn't dangerous was a big mistake. There's a reason I'm here, in a maximum security prison. I kill people. A lot of people. It's my job. It's what I do."

 

"Well im in because i set a new personal record for breaking all of a planets 234 rules."

 

"Thats one of the dumbest and most fake sounding reasons I've ever heard, but if you aren't lying, then good on you. I'm just tryin to get my message through yer thick skull that I am in fact dangerous and will get you killed if I need to."

 

"And im not exactly scared."

 

"This ain't about bein' scared, this is about bein' smart, which clearly ain't yer strong suit. I'm not asking you to be quakin' in yer boots, I'm tellin' you that if you live a stupid life yer gonna die a stupid death."

 

"Well im sorry for irritating people."

 

"Be sorry for irritating the wrong people. Like I said, I'm all for you killin guards or just bothering them. But we ain't enemies in here. It ain't you versus me versus them, it should be us versus them."

 

"You have a good point, but then again some people would call me insane, im not.... kinda."