I'm going to make some bad puns, then you make the worst pun you can think of! Everyone needs a lil' laughing break now and then. Try and guess how many you can get right! What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back 4 seconds! How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles You have 3 apples, you take 2 away, how many do you have now? 2! Don't get it? You have 3 apples, 1 2 and 3 and you take 2 out... get it... hehe Why shouldn't you eat clocks? Its very time consuming You are in a house with no power. There are only 3 doors you must go through to escape. What one do you choose? Wrong door! You're dead! Correct! Since there is no power, the chair won't zap you! When you walked in you fell, forever. You're dead! I'll add more as I think of them.
These are the best puns Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap. What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift! and these are bad puns Friends are like balloons. it’s more of a wrap. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
