"So basically we start out as homeless douche bags that begin granting wishes before becoming a hero in the eye of the people. Afterwords we begin thrill seeking in the form of surfing on black holes. In the end we reserve ourselves to a life of lonely hermitage in the outer reaches of space." -Taken from The Life of a Starbounder, by Capn' Kane.
(User jumps out of his bed while being sick, runs to your house and bows down to his almighty Cabbage King)
(User raises his head and jumps on his Cabbage Board and flys to Kane's house, grabs a cabbage from his board and suffocates Kane by shoving it in his mouth.) "Mission Complete!" Dark Smile emerges from User's face.
*creepy ass cabbage motherfucker is shot down by laser turrets before even making it close to Kane's bunker*
my empire it's...ruined ;~: *sits on the ground and starts eating cbg s00p while all hell breaks loose*
(User comes back from the dead as a cabbage zombie and resurrects an army of cabbages to open the bunker door)