The .01%, Inc.

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by BioApple, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. Roxie Stables

    Roxie Stables Parsec Taste Tester

    The .01 percent? You expect me to buy from a company like this that will sell to those barbaric people that only have trillions of pixels in there banks? No. I will only stay with the .0000000000000000000000001 percent. I take my leave at you with your silly company.
     
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  2. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    *drags her to a diablo contest and locks her in a cage

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  3. I assure you, we only cater to the finest of individuals. The only reason we had to stop where we did was that our employees took too long saying the original name when they could have been making pocket watches out of condensed orphan dreams. Even we have to make sacrifices sometimes. *shrugs*
     
  4. BrutorDragon

    BrutorDragon Tiy's Beard

    So im from the 99.9 percent...
    We'd like our money back...
     
  5. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    KILL THE NON BELIEVER
     
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  6. BrutorDragon

    BrutorDragon Tiy's Beard

    Ha! Peasants! You cannot touch me! :proper:
     
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  7. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

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  8. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    Hey guys, I'll have somthing up tomorrow.... Bio I take it I'm in the company???

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  9. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    0.o you want us to sell with heathens?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
    *Drags him to the slums chains him in a cage and make him swallow gold and diamonds and videos hobos mauling him to get the valuables in his stomach... Then sends the video to his family

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  10. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    Um......that was.....interestiiing.
    IM SCARED!!
     
  11. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    Do u want to go back to 1D??? :D ok I lied I'll need another day

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  12. Vizendel

    Vizendel Pangalactic Porcupine

    I don't think you fine lads are on topic.

    My fine gentleman, BioApple.
    Might I suggest that you also get into the business of selling dyes as well as clothes.
    Assuming such things exist in the world of Starbound.
     
  13. Unit 06

    Unit 06 Big Damn Hero

    Ooh, a high-society business who sells the finest clothing and... hats?! I'm absolutely ecstatic, what to buy first I wonder.

    Also have you thought of offering furniture for sale? I hear some people like to decorate their living rooms with big-cat fur and soft cushion thrones. Could be a profit to be earned from that.
     
  14. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    Yeah, but......space Peta, you know? sued me up the ASS. Last time I make an announcement about Atmoic hamster powered mechs.....
    Ill have to do it in secret next time...
     
  15. Unit 06

    Unit 06 Big Damn Hero

    Oh yeah, Space PETA... They taste very chewy, not to my liking.
     
  16. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    um...... wha?
     
  17. Unit 06

    Unit 06 Big Damn Hero

    As King of Pig-kinds, I enjoy the most succulent meals and dishes... Also don't eat bacon, it's bad for you.
     
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  18. Thank you for your suggestions. We'd love to expand the scope of our company as much as possible, and look forward to moving to new industries, providing there isn't too much competition to mercilessly slaughter go up against.

    ((Since our current focus is on vanity items, and we have like one spriter to work with so far, it's hard to make promises; but if there aren't that many dye or furniture mods out before too long we'd be happy to try.))
     
  19. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    On that note:

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    I'm dead tired and this took 1.5 hours of sleepy time so yea enjoy

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  20. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    I hate to double post but WHERE IS EVERYONE

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