The .01%, Inc.

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by BioApple, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. ((Oh, you have coding experience. We can hire you for that then, we don't have any of those yet. :DD))

    Your application has been processed and approved. Welcome aboard, Centor. We'll let you know if we need anything from you. ((You are now free to RP as a .01% employee should you so desire.))
     
  2. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    Ok, occupation: Professional oni killer ------> .01% employee
    :D
     
  3. I'd like to invest in this Corporation -- roughly seventy payments of 0 pixels.

    Thank you for your business.
     
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  4. I'd like to purchase the company, all for a price of 0 pixels.
     
  5. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    You two STOP
     
  6. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    No you were going to offer 1 pixel for infinite control..... You r 5 right?
     
  7. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    Introducing the BIT-hat!!!

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    And the grow your own florian kit (we are not accociated with the floran in any way, we are not responsible if it breaks the neo-glass and kills you) (insert more legal stuff)

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  8. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    Huh. Always wanted my own personal floran assasin.
    Teach those dinkuses to not mess with the king of starry skies!:mad:
     
  9. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    *takes note to make them shipped with a hypnosis method....... (more conflict wavering and legal stuff..... HERE)

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  10. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

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    *Takes note* He goes first. Then the immortality. Then the bitches.
     
  11. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    Whut o.o

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  12. Well thank you for announcing that. Most people try to at least wear a ski mask, you know. Alerting the authorities now. Centor, would you mind escorting our friend here to the Fungeon until the Federation arrives?
     
  13. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEE! MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH! *jumps out ofspace window into space with his spacey suit on*
    SEE YOU IN SPACE HELL!
    EDIT: I may have mistaken this thread for another. terribly sorry. Don't mind me. I'll just be leaving.
     
  14. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    *escorts him to the 1D concert and locks him in a cage
    That'll mess him up

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  15. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    I.........whaaat is this........WHAAAAT.......WHAAAAAT...........DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUUUUUUTE! ROBO-PIRATE VERSION 9999999.66 CRASHING..............KING OF STA8U787343478=RRY SK84784364310101010000010100101011110101ES *static and error noises* SHUTTTING DO-O-O-O-O-O-WN.......1110101000000NO...........NOOO.........NOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU TO HE-*DUN*
    ERROR *eyes go blue* *begins speaking*
    Kingofstarryskies Robo-pirate version 9999999.66 has crashed. poke any place to explode. punch groin to reset and recharge power and seek revenge.
    IM WAITING YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
    *Face half smashed* D-d-d-d-d-damn you..........*error noise*
     
  16. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    I was bored so I made the top hat factory

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  17. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    great. I never even made it long enough to see a) The game come out b) A top hat factory
    DAMMIT CENTOR! MY ROBO GHOST WILL HAUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
     
  18. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    Fine
    *studies the dark arts and earns immortality
    *studies metallurgy
    *beats Siri in chess
    *makes a dark suit of armor and calls it darathy vadus
    *seals it to seave a lingering soul
    *send a girl to look for king (she is obviously holding nutella) (what did u think you sick minded person?)
    *make her lure him near the armor
    * seal king inside
    YOU HAPPY!?

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  19. Kingofstarryskies

    Kingofstarryskies Pangalactic Porcupine

    Have a nice day then. SUPER KINGOFSTARRYSKIES AWAAAAAAAAAY! TO MULTI-UNIVERSE CONQUEST!
    *Yeah, im going to bed. now. FOR NOW.*
    Hey wait, Do robots even have soulsÉ
     
  20. centor111

    centor111 Cosmic Narwhal

    It is only 2:35 but ok Skype me anyone is you are as bored as I am

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