Starbound Pick Up lines!

That's right, folks! It's your favorite thread of all time! The rules are simple! State the race you're trying to flirt with, and say the line! Good submissions should get a copious amount of likes!


Here's an example:

For a Floran:

"Any chance you're lookin' for a gardenin' buddy, sugar?"


Keep it tasteful, if you can! We don't want to stink this thread up.
(won't be surprised if I just said an oxymoron.)

 

I wonder what one would say to the Hylotl...

 

"Well well, ain't you a catch?" *shot*

 

To an Apex:

"The first time I saw you I went bananas" / "You make me go bananas"
or
"That's not my tail."


both work
Sources: I'm an Apex

 

omg the devs need to put these in
If you're of the same race and the npc is an opposite gender, they should have a small chance to say pick up lines.
That would be hilarious.

 

maybe putting these ingame would go better as a mod, this isn't a space themed dating simulator

 

I never said it was.
I just said it could be a random happening, that would be funny.
I never said that you could have relationships or dating.

The game has blocks in it.
Does that make it a building simulator?

 

Are you a novakid, 'cuz you burnin.

 

N

Now that I think of it, this game is a building simulator

 

To a glitch:

"You turn my software into hardware!" That is maybe too used?

"Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash? "

 

How's this for an avian pick up line:

"You make my heart molt."

 

Floran:
"Were you born on a farm? Cause you're my pick of the crop!"

 

To Apex Male:
"Is that a banana in your pocket our are you just happy to see me?"

Also
From Glitch Male:
"Are you good with machines because you just updated my firmware(or hardware)."

 

Shouldn't this be in Chat or something?

 

Some Glitch ones

"Compliment. If I were to reconstruct the ordering of letters, I would place the letters 'U' and 'I' consecutively"

"Inform. My otherworldly chronometer informs me that you are assembling a Glitch"
"Confused. Your 'otherworldly chronometer' is false"
"Apologize. My otherworldly chronometer appears to be approximately 2 hours premature."

"Compliment. Do you postulate that attraction at initial perception exists, or is it necessary that I saunter by anew?

 

To an avian "I would cross the road for you" lol

 

Glitch: "Is that a a hard drive in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

 

??? Doesn't this Thread count as a Forum Game, & aren't Forum Games a no-no...? *Looks at Jonesy for confirmation*

 

To an avian: "I'm guessing you fell from heaven after losing your wings?"

or something like that...