Sex?

Discussion in 'Other' started by LoCoZeNoz ZUE, Feb 22, 2013.

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  1. Caradon

    Caradon Orbital Explorer

    Depressing those gears repeatedly.
     
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  2. Steam Pirate

    Steam Pirate Space Kumquat

    13/undercover 12 year olds. Somewhere, somehow... someone underaged is lurking....
     
  3. demanrisu

    demanrisu The Original Agaran Menace NPC

    I saw your original post and I just want to tell you that it was lovely.
     
  4. Steam Pirate

    Steam Pirate Space Kumquat

    By all means, a combination of alcohol and a late night steamchat with some guys can produce some... interesting results.
     
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  5. Pentarctagon

    Pentarctagon Over 9000!!!

    Having sex is part of reproduction, so they can't be mutually exclusive.
     
  6. Stickman1

    Stickman1 Phantasmal Quasar

    :iswydt:
     
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  7. Anris

    Anris Phantasmal Quasar

    Not mandatory, sex can be done for pleasure, with contraceptive methods, thus excluding reproduction.
     
  8. Pentarctagon

    Pentarctagon Over 9000!!!

    But not mutually exclusive.
     
  9. Anris

    Anris Phantasmal Quasar

    True.
     
  10. melodyburst

    melodyburst Big Damn Hero

    >Forum for 13 year olds.
    13-year-olds are the only people that feel the need to brag about the sex they've had (or think they had) or even post about sex usually in the first place. I'm 20, and I think sex in starbound is unnecessary. I wouldn't hate it if it were in the game, but I wouldn't hate it if it were out of the game either. What happens behind closed doors isn't too important and is usually implied. Sleeping, going to the bathroom, sex, etc.

    However nudity must be in the game so I can skinny-dip.
     
  11. Steam Pirate

    Steam Pirate Space Kumquat

    Implying you can't have so-called "sex" by being naked and doing squats on someone who is lying down dead from an Avian arrow to the head.
     
  12. melodyburst

    melodyburst Big Damn Hero

    Crouching is in the game?

    Also, by that logic, I can have sex in minecraft.

    Hell, by that logic, I can have sex in almost every game.
     
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  13. Steam Pirate

    Steam Pirate Space Kumquat

    So... It's implemented by default. Devs got that covered a while ago... :up:
     
  14. melodyburst

    melodyburst Big Damn Hero

    NOOOOOOO

    If we put sex in a social game like this, the open servers will end up like Secondlife...
     
  15. Caradon

    Caradon Orbital Explorer

    Just be thankful they aren't adding fetishes and leave it at that.
     
  16. Steam Pirate

    Steam Pirate Space Kumquat

    As far as i know, It's my job :)
     
  17. melodyburst

    melodyburst Big Damn Hero

    How about instead of sex, we go for a classy Fallout/Elder Scrolls thing where the screen fades out and in? Just show the characters like... get close and then fade out.

    Honestly sex in a single-player game like that is fine, but in a multiplayer it'll lead to some seriously creepy mechanics...

    Also, calling it now, someone will hack it to make it so not both parties are willing...
     
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  18. Fantastic Mr. Legion

    Fantastic Mr. Legion Phantasmal Quasar

    Or you know. We could have none.
     
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  19. Rockpipe

    Rockpipe Orbital Explorer

    Are you saying... Rapehax? :eek:
     
  20. creepwolf

    creepwolf Giant Laser Beams

    Totally was not also in on it.
     
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