Saint Industries

Nah, it's not for evil, I'm part of the nuclear unit in the star veterans.

 

(( stilll just saying ...))

 

(Mainly I create Fusion based engines for the ships)

 

( yeah ? well I guess thats cool im for more tech then ships like computers, my character being born from an A.I)

 

Name: M'aiq​

What you're purchasing: Laptop ​

Quantity: 2​

Method of payment: Check​

Where to deliver: M'aiq Industries​

 

how is someone born from an A.I?

 

(( she is an A.I in a human clones body ))

 

((oh))

 

Very well, that will be 2000 pixels. Would you like insta-shipping for an additional 50 pixels?

 

Yes please.

 

Excellent, i expect the two-thousand and fifty pixels in my bank account in three days.
*your laptops materialize in front of you*
We would like to assure you that your laptops ordered are 100% NOT secretly fitted with secret poison gas emitters to kill you as revenge for not selling us drugs to illegally distribute. Contrary to popular belief.

 

Thats good..

*Sends money*

 

Your money has been received, thank you for purchasing from Saint Industries.

 

((Added to the list, please add some more defining information ASAP))

 

Defining information such as what?

 

((History or anything else that makes your corp unique))

 

Saint Industries happily presents our new line of products!

Some of our new products include:
Two new designs for our Christopher Walken Posters!


And we are now selling a ton of new products, some including:
End-tables
Lamps
Wooden Chairs
Office Chairs
Desks.

We will also be selling an official Saint Industries engraved wooden desk for a limited time! only 25 of these desks will be made! So buy one before they're gone! Limit of one per customer.

 

ATTENTION ALL CUSTOMERS:
The laptop model we have been selling has been recalled due to unsafe features that were not intended to be included in the laptop. Please get rid of your Saint Industries laptops as soon as possible and contact us if you want a replacement. However, if you purchased a custom laptop that was not listed in our list of products, it should be fine. Some of the unsafe features were: Lethal toxins coming from the laptop due to the usage of materials that were recently revealed to be toxic, and the laptop suddenly exploding after extended usage.

 

We have completed making our replacement laptops, and they are ready for purchase, also, we now sell Solex Agitators.
You may be asking, what is a Solex Agitator?

 

Could i buy one?