Sadist status effect Has a chance to be randomly acquired after killing X number of "cute" mobs within X time period. -Camera is restricted such that it cannot move above character head level. -Cannot see behind direction that character is facing. -Deal 150% damage. -Heal 10%-25% of original damage (before applying the 150%) dealt. Display healing effect (such as a green cross) each time sadist is healed. Masochist status effect Randomly acquired when player is getting curb stomped in a fight (technical requirement up for debate) -Camera is restricted such that you can only see 1/4 of the distance below character. -Can only see half of full distance in front of character. -Deal 75% damage. -Take 75% damage. -Heal original damage taken (The damage player was supposed to take before applying 75% of it) after 5 seconds. Display hearts each time masochist heals. Optional: Replace the "player take damage" sound with the sound of a whip. Thoughts?