For all your murdering/smuggling/terrorising/raiding/guarding needs, choose [MILITECH]!!!! Need some quality kickass firearms, bombs, or just looking for some cheap and deadly soldiers? we can cater to that too! now selling a wide range of death dealing content, you don't have to worry about not getting the gun you wanted, because words like "legal", "ethical" and "humane", just ain't in my vocabulary! Wares: ECO-MILITIA Better known as zombies, ECO-MILITIA soldiers are made by harvesting dead bodies from large scale conflicts, injecting the corpses with cheap chemicals to prevent rotting, and installing a microchip inside the back of the neck! The ECO-MILITIA are then given basic firearms training, basic close combat training and a strong lesson in swarm tactics. we give them a stamp of approval [Burned by plasma cutters on the skin above the heart] and ship them off to you! they respond to basic voice commands, and show no fear in combat. order now. [ECO-MILITIA are available in no less then groups of four, forming a single squad. please order in the number of Q's [squads] you want. prices are negotiable] GUNS Your run of the mill guns except with that magical [MILITECH] touch! Firearms come in 3 tiers. T1: THUG The THUG tier ensures that no matter how poor you are, firearms are never far away! providing a wide range of semi-auto and auto rifles, shotguns and pistols, this is seen as the "entry" tier. T2: SOLDIER More powerful firearms are in this section such as sniper rifles, missile launchers and grenade launchers, making it a smarter choice if you value your life in a galaxy such as this. T3: PROFFESIONAL For the professional assassin or mercenary, this tier of weapons allows you to order any of the previous tiers weapons with your choice of customisation and materials used in the build. Also, if you buy 2 or more T3 guns, you receive a free 4 man squad of ECO-MILITIA, better known as a Q. Remember, if you'd like something to stop doing whatever it did before and start screaming in agony shortly followed by a dead silence, just think [MILITECH]! also: I have no idea how to make those clicky spoiler buttons
