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Meet the Florans

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Ghostar, Nov 15, 2012.

  1. JessesanMan

    JessesanMan Master Chief


    What you described sounds a whole lot like the Bosmer's (Elder Scrolls) Green Pact. I don't know all the rules, but it's basically eat only meat and waste nothing, not even the corpses of your enemies and/or fallen allies. We're talking leather made of skin, tents made from bones, and wars soon followed by cannibalistic feasts here.

    I like it!
     
  2. CmereSweetHeart

    CmereSweetHeart Subatomic Cosmonaut

    WHO DARES WAKES UP A SLUMBERING POST?

    Wait

    http://i.imgur.com/an2vp.gif

    the hell is that

    thats not how florans reproduce

    THATS HOW AVIAN REPRODUCES

    WHAT IS THIS?

    DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT CLOACA RUBBING?

    YOU DAMN BERDS

    YE DUN EVEN KNOW YER OWN REPRODUCTION[DOUBLEPOST=1423371198][/DOUBLEPOST]Also known to myself and some terrorized people as "Cloaca butt love"
     
  3. Spacedino

    Spacedino Ketchup Robot

    Whelp time to unfollow this dead piece of...

    I've got the buttrubbing gif saved anyway :p
     
  4. CmereSweetHeart

    CmereSweetHeart Subatomic Cosmonaut

    DAMN YOU HIPPIE

    DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

    THATS THE AVIAN REPRODUCTION, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL

    Also known to me and some losers as "Cloaca butt love"
     
  5. JessesanMan

    JessesanMan Master Chief

    What if avian's are more like ducks there in that they have a 36 inch long penis
     
  6. CmereSweetHeart

    CmereSweetHeart Subatomic Cosmonaut

    they don't have duck beeks

    thus

    they stick their cloaca altogether and rub it like heaven
     
  7. JessesanMan

    JessesanMan Master Chief


    I'm starting to think you have a bird cloaca fetish.
     
  8. CmereSweetHeart

    CmereSweetHeart Subatomic Cosmonaut

    No

    I just realy, realy hate birds
     
  9. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    Why do you talk about cloacas so much if you hate them? Or, do you just hate the birds, and not their cloacas?
     
  10. CmereSweetHeart

    CmereSweetHeart Subatomic Cosmonaut

    You see, I'm not your common hater

    I AM THE GOD OF HANDSOMENESS and stuff

    Hating on something you don't know is just plain blind hatred and thus, not handsome

    While I study my hatred to know better why I hate it and how much It should burn in hell

    By example

    I hate bronies

    the end

    have fun

    Remember to brush your teeths
     
  11. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    Remember to floss
     
  12. CmereSweetHeart

    CmereSweetHeart Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Nobody flosses
     
  13. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    If I say "cloaca" will you get mad
     
  14. CmereSweetHeart

    CmereSweetHeart Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I said I hate birds not I hate people who says words related to birds

    you damn scaliwag
     
  15. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Well did not expect this topic to be brought up again lol
     

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