M'aiq Independant: We bring you Stuff!

I WOULD LIKE A NEW MASK
PREFERABLY ONE THAT RESEMBLES THE OLD ONE



......
I sneezed, problems arose.

 

Uhh, let me just go away for a second

*Far away happy yelling noises*

Okay, that'd be 10,000p.

That''d be 5p.

 

*The Question slams some really snotty pixels on the counter and mutters something about a mucus gun)

Thanks.

 

Ew.

*Goes away and washes his hands*

 

Here you go, chap. AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy. . .

 

Do you carry any raw material? Metal, paint, potassium chlorate, that sort of stuff?

 

Nope, we don't.

 

...
I see.
Expect my lawyers to come calling, on the grounds of false advertising, possession of illegal drugs, sale of banned items, and loitering.

 

May I ask when season 2 of cooking with m'aiq will be airing?

 

Next year!

 

*Writes random donation check of 20,000p*
Have some free money.

 

Why thank you, Ms Floran.

 

Could I buy a Colovian Fur Helm? Plus a few bottles of Balmora Blue.

 

Sorry, we are currently out of stock. Some guy stole from us when no-one was around.

 

i found more!

 

... What.

 

I need 1246 Iron Helms, 264.6 Silver Swords of Diarrhea and a Daedric ignot encrusted with diamonds and dragonbone. Oh, and deliver it to my rival's company office, okay? And, oh, it's they who ordered it, okay?

 

Sorry, you'll need to ask the East Empire Company for that.

 

i did, it is in a little warehouse to the left of your store! there is a little midget wearing a monocle and a suit who is laughing insanely, and for some reason the bottles look... oh.

 

Did.. ARHG!