RP Land of Valor

Dumbledalf opens his hands and creates a small earthy sphere. He throws it at the ground and a strange, green vegetable sprouts. He pulls it from the ground and bites in to the crunchy substance.

 

'How was your guy's days? Mine has gone swimmingly.'

 

Dumbledalf sees Ra doing this and tries it as well. After several moments, the tip of one of his fingers starts to melt.

 

An odd cracking noise is heard back where the deer's corpse is.

 

Well a magical blue suit of floating armor picked me up and dropped me in the middle of nowhere with a shirtless macho man, a mentally limited robot, a creepy one eyed robot, and a seemingly ex-harlot. So pretty average, I'd say."

Elyan turns around. "What was that...?"

 

Arachnus turns towards the sound, peering into the darkness for the source.

 

Dumbledalf finishes the vegetable and stands up. He walks over to the deer corpse.

 

Ra glares at Elyan. "Watch what you say." When Ra hears the noise he throws another fireball at the deer corpse.

 

"What if that was some innocent lost beggar child stuck in the wilderness looking for food?"

 

"Then we won't go hungry for a while longer."

 

"Hungry. Then we can eat him too!"

 

"..."

 

Dumbledalf opens a small pouch hooked to his waist and pulls out a small ball of what appears to be gnomes. He tosses it in his mouth and bites down with a crunch.

 

The fireball disappears into the foliage. Nothing seems to be happening other than the fact that the cracking sound has stopped.

 

"Not weird at all or anything...where were we? Oh yes. The Macho, the Harlot, and the Weirdos. That sounds like a book title." By C.S Lewis.

 

Dumbledalf lies down. A strange whirring noise can be heard. "BATTERY LEVELS LOW." Then, Dumbledalf says loudly, "Tired. Goodnight everybody!"

 

"I'm not a Macho, Alazia is definitely not some whore, and... yeah, you are pretty weird."

 

"Me?"

 

"You."

 

Alazia drags the corpse to the fire, and pulls out a small knife. She begins to gut and skin the deer.