Killer Snowman's Killer Art Thread

I know what you're thinking.

"Killer Snowman can draw?"

Yeah baby. I sure can. If I was any better with a pencil, any more aware of how to use a pencil, I would have one for a hand.

I could go on all day about how good I am, but I'm gonna let my artwork speak for me.

Fantabulous Drawings

When the Apex were originally revealed, George requested some fan art. Who was I to deny Georgy such a request? He never did comment on it. I suppose words just couldn't describe what he thought...

This work placed 12th in an esteemed drawing contest here on the forums. Not bad.

The Campaign
And of course, I was asked to make up some campaign posters for a fairly reputable individual... Perhaps you've heard of... PIKACHU??
For some reason, Pikachu's representatives asked that I not use my drawing skills. Pity.

There will be more to come of course. Feel free to look, but don't touch - these are expensive you know.

*Tongue firmly planted in cheek*

All seriousness though, I'm an aspiring cartoonist. And of course, I can't draw. Kind of a shame really. Do I wish I could? Yeah. But you know what? At the same time, I wouldn't trade my awfulness for the world.

NinjaCube
So, a couple guys were interested in NinjaCube. Well, here's the website. It sucks, because I made it a long time ago. Maybe I'll update it. Maybe I won't. Here's some wallpaper if you want. For 1920*1080 resolutions. Any other resolutions? Let me know!

Nexus 7 Wallpaper
Pretty self explanatory. If you have a Nexus 7, it will definitely work. Other 7 inch Android tablets too.

Crapitars
If you'd like, I can draw you a really crappy avatar. And not even in a "so bad it's good" way. I mean, it is so crappy, that it blows right past "so bad it's good" all the way to, "so bad it's bad. Holy crap."

You'll be the coolest kid this side of the Off-Topic section.

 

*touches ALL the pictures*

Nice art.

Although the Pikachu ones aren't very good, I don't see any drawings.

 

BLASTED FOOL. YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH THE DISPLAYS.

I know. But, who am I to tell Pikachu how to make a campaign poster?

EDIT: Wox. I am aware. Thanks for letting me know though. I shall continue to wollow in shame.

 

NOW MAKE THE PIXELS HAPPEN

 

THERE. I FIXED IT WOX.

Eh... I think my drawing skills are shameful enough. Pixel art just ain't my thing.

Also, guys, would you be interested in... NinjaCube?

 

NinjaCube.

 

My god, you MADE THAT?

 

I need a NinjaCube. NOW.

 

Heh, sorry. Broke the link there. Put it back though... I'm just gonna edit the website a bit... If I still have the ole password. I made that years ago.

I originally planned to make a stop motion film featuring NinjaCube. Didn't pan out.
And Galactic, I have the only NinjaCube at this point in time. No plans to make more. HOWEVER!... I do have desktop wallpaper for ya if you want. He can AVENGE your desktop.

 

I already got the background.

Mind if I make my own NinjaCube?

 

Go for it! He's not trademarked or anything...

And I made a much better one since, Galactic. I'll post it on here if you want.

 

Show meh, and tell me what I need to make him.

I have an idea now... Making inanimate objects on my desk animate... hmm...

 

FYI. Never. Use. WIX. Holy crap... Editing that took way longer than it should.

Anyways, here's that wallpaper. If you have 1920*1080 monitors that is... Any other sizes? Let me know.

I'm surprised you guys are actually interested in it.

 

I already have the wallpaper.

EDIT: Yeah, I like to keep my desktop clean.

 

Holy crap. That thing I did on the website actually worked.
And the one I linked there is a little better. To me anyways. That one is like... 2 years old. But, if you like it!

 

I like that other one. Also, ignore my real name. That's unimportant.

 

*sighs*
I go by Joey.

 

Heh.
You could say it has been swiped from my mind...something something galactically speaking.

Anyways, I believe you mentioned that you wanted to make your own?

Here's how I made mine.

1. Found random chunk of material in classroom.
2. Put stickynote on material.
3. Drew eyes on sticky note.
4. Called it NinjaCube.
5. Went home, and made a proper face.
6. Taped it on, and has been avenging my desk for years.

 

Yeah, that can't be made of insulation, that stuff has fiberglass in it, and they don't come in big chunks like that. I'm guessing it's made of foam or something.

 

Like I said. I made that website years ago. Fact checking wasn't my highest priority then. Still isn't. But that's beside the point...

You're probably right about the foam thing though. I think it's foam. Maybe. I dunno.

He's chillin' on my clock on the wall right now. So I'm not gonna disturb him.