Kill the man, liberate the monkey, burn the forest... Let's try this again... A nice little Mogwai named GIZMO!! (I can't post a picture for some reason)
Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wheel beside his head, it may hurt his ears. That damn "What does the fox say" song and all evidence of its existence!
Ummm...leave Austria/Hungary, destroy it at the cost of millions.....Gain our great economic boost from warfare...but enter the depression afterwards... I'd say keep it because I'd hate to see what would have been the alternative. Scooby-Doo?
Keep it, come on be honest if you had a talking dog you'd wanna freak people out too. An army of Peace-loving cuddly teddy bears.
Real bears: keep them Living plus goes: OH MY GOD BURN EVERY LAST FIBER OF THEIR EXISTENCE TO ASH! Keep or kill: Favorite food: meat. Especially meat doused in hot sauce. Can be trained. Has an insatiable appetite for people and babies. Fetuses especially.
Peel but leave alive, and use the peel itself to set off a unique chain of spontaneous deaths, Whatever the hell a cumquat is.
