"Joke" Weapons

Pressing "b" doesn't work!!!! THERE IS NO WAY OUT!!!!!!! I actually got someone to 500% with that bad boy... I would love to see that in the game too!!!

 

that would be cool

 

Isn't that in Terraria already? I think you get it in the dungeon.

 

This isn't my idea but from a man in another threat, Senego Trainz, who suggests to create a wooden shield. Not a weapon, but if it ignites can burn into ashes to the wielder

 

Perhaps a 'firework sparkler' like called "Magic Missile"?

 

Yeah, do you know what's red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK! HA HA HA HA HA *throws a brick and runs away*

Starbound desparately needs throwing bricks.