This is a dark day for the nose on a stick... That just means that we need a new plan! Atomic booger on a stick!
I have an idea for a joke weapon Pros: Damage: 99999999999X10^99999999999999 Fire rate: As fast as possible Range: From one end of the universe to the other Price: 1 wood Cons: Only affects martian text
When you hit people with this, all that's left is a huge crater full of snot. That should indeed defeat godzilla. (Or at least put him in extreme shock)
Wow, racist. I might mod in a weapon from Space Station 13 sooner or later. One of the items you can get if you're a traitor in a certain low-end job is an "Amplified Vuvuzela", basically a ludicrously noisy instrument that is so loud, it shoots harmful blasts of pure loud at people, causing damage and briefly deafening them all while making an absolutely awful noise.
Lobster with wheels that bites... If its attacks fail or you think it doesn't fit to your expectations, you can always have a nice diner!!
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, I totally got it. Inflatable doll of Antonio Banderas as a melee weapon. Irresistible to humanoid female enemies
ooh i loved the magic missile from Terraria... but it wouldn't fit into Starbound. SO I JUST THOUGHT OF A GIUDED ROCKET LAUNCHER
