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how should Florans mate?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Ariexe, Apr 20, 2013.

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How do you think florans should mate?

  1. Rub their butts?

    125 vote(s)
    38.6%
  2. self pregnacy

    34 vote(s)
    10.5%
  3. it just happens

    23 vote(s)
    7.1%
  4. normal male/female intercourse

    59 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. MAGIC

    40 vote(s)
    12.3%
  6. other

    43 vote(s)
    13.3%
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  1. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    I'd say the butt rubbing would be more like how some cultures on earth put disks or rings in their lips and ears to show status or something like that.
     
  2. Lawls

    Lawls Space Kumquat

    :cry: The idea of playing Floran is dead to me now... thread, stop... stop.
     
  3. Loksoral

    Loksoral Void-Bound Voyager

    So uh, judging by the poll, I'm going to guess standard sexual intercourse is old hat, and butt rubbing is the new yolo? SURE! Let's do THIS!
     
  4. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    No, don't hate the Florans, it's my fault! Hate Me! :cry:
     
  5. Bynn_Error

    Bynn_Error Cosmic Narwhal

    I was actually in a really sour mood today,

    but this thread...
    This THREAD made my day, or at least night.

    whatever you guy's decide I'm happy!
     
  6. Awesomized

    Awesomized Oxygen Tank

    Wow, I am confused why you are all wondering about this.
     
  7. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Really it's just science this is no human centipede level stuff here captain vg cats.
     
  8. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    People like immersion and lore and stuff...
     
  9. Dwagon

    Dwagon Hard-To-Destroy Reptile

    How is babby formed? How floran get pregnant?


     
  10. Lawls

    Lawls Space Kumquat

    They're plants, so traditional "pregnancy" isn't really a factor
     
  11. ooshp

    ooshp Seal Broken

    Pollinate themselves?

    Like.... like a self money-shot? Pollen.... pollen everywhere.

    Now I wish I had a talent for pixel art. Or any art, really.
     
  12. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    How about the butt rubbing is the pre ritual and then the mating is standard plant mating they have flowers after all.
     
  13. Fox Soul

    Fox Soul Aquatic Astronaut

    I do however wonder if there are seeds or if they are split off from the parent plant.
     
  14. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Seeds fall to the ground are eaten by mobs and left behind by them in there droppings.
     
  15. wataru

    wataru Phantasmal Quasar

    After any rituals (I left it on your filthy imagination) they should rub their genitals(flowers) on their heads. After that they produce seeds, which would grow in a special garden in their village. After some time that plant will grow into the small Floran, which will dig itself up and go catch something to eat.
     
  16. Lawls

    Lawls Space Kumquat

    Are Florans flowering plants?
     
  17. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    That's a really good question, it'd be a little weird to see a Floran with a giant fruit on their head so maybe they plant the seed after pollination?
     
  18. Geneticfate

    Geneticfate Big Damn Hero

    I have to say at first I was just staring at the butt rubbing just in a daze and then found it absolutely hilarious. While I didn't vote for it I do appreciate the *Ahem* art work there.
     
  19. wataru

    wataru Phantasmal Quasar

    Because florans can move around, they don't need an animal to spread their seeds. Therefore their seeds could grow up without processing in a digestive tract of some animal.
     
  20. Loksoral

    Loksoral Void-Bound Voyager

    I think the males 'flower'! :rofl:
     
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