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how should Florans mate?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Ariexe, Apr 20, 2013.

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How do you think florans should mate?

  1. Rub their butts?

    125 vote(s)
    38.6%
  2. self pregnacy

    34 vote(s)
    10.5%
  3. it just happens

    23 vote(s)
    7.1%
  4. normal male/female intercourse

    59 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. MAGIC

    40 vote(s)
    12.3%
  6. other

    43 vote(s)
    13.3%
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  1. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    I mean, florans eat eachother. This shouldn't be a suprise
     
  2. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    I'm sorry it's my fault, I dug that post up.
     
  3. Simon Petrikov

    Simon Petrikov Ketchup Robot

    I dunno. Im replying to this thread for fun pretty much
    Because they want to masturbate to florans having sex like a supreme sex addict.

    That would be really disturbing. just seeing this on a floran world
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    yea but, there has to be SOME WAY to mate.... like self pregnancy by doing some puberty thingy....

    WE WANT LORE
     
  5. Xail Jaderune

    Xail Jaderune Void-Bound Voyager

    It probably works the same way plants do. Except that culture would be involved, so they probably pollinate eachother in some sort of ritual as the florans questioning why they do things probably discovered romance.

    Otherwise lookout. Iif you run too fast the wind might get you pregnant. No helm. No fun.
     
  6. SkrittKing

    SkrittKing Starship Captain

    They pollinate.
     
  7. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    ^^^

    Maybe <.<
     
  8. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    I think you should add a link to the "Meet the Florans" thread on the first page, people don't really seem to know all that much about the Florans.
     
  9. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    I like science that is why. What type of science you ask? Weird Science!
     
  10. Ferengi Latinum Farmer

    Ferengi Latinum Farmer Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I thought they taught these things in school:

     
  11. Con7Rad7

    Con7Rad7 Giant Laser Beams

    Oh the memories......


    I asked one of the admins to butt rub with me....

    Though they declined, I still got this out of it:


    Floran Butt Rub.gif

    So ya, I'm by default basically best butt rubber.
     
  12. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Photoshop the mcguffin of the world wide web.
     
  13. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    -lands on popular plannet-
    -floran comes up to my floran-
    "HEY WANA RUB BUTTS!?"
    NO GO AWAY
     
  14. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    That floran is acting to much like an asari lol
     
  15. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    Welp, looks like I ruined the Florans for some people...
     
  16. Fox Soul

    Fox Soul Aquatic Astronaut

     
  17. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    The top two combined works for me.
     
  18. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    same here,
    butt rubbing = culture
    self pregnancy = science
    a perfect mix.
     
  19. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    aslong as there is more explained than just rubbin butts I should be fine, like, rubbing butts could be a fetish thing, like foot fetishes... only its a butt fetish!
     
  20. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    and thus I think the comunity has just decided how florans mate!

    as a tradition, to make there repoductions more amusing and apealing they will dance and sort of rub their butts together
     
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