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how should Florans mate?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Ariexe, Apr 20, 2013.

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How do you think florans should mate?

  1. Rub their butts?

    125 vote(s)
    38.6%
  2. self pregnacy

    34 vote(s)
    10.5%
  3. it just happens

    23 vote(s)
    7.1%
  4. normal male/female intercourse

    59 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. MAGIC

    40 vote(s)
    12.3%
  6. other

    43 vote(s)
    13.3%
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  1. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    well, they say briefly in the lore of other races how they reproduce, obviously not humans, and most likely not apex
     
  2. MithranArkanere

    MithranArkanere Space Kumquat

    I think such matters should be left in the hands of the kid of people whose art ends up in "rule 34" sites.

    They'll know what to do.


    Personally, being plants, it'll make sense to find a nice sunny spot in a world with bees, root there for a while in group, get pollinated and sprout some fruit, and leave it there.
     
  3. Sousuke Kuroda

    Sousuke Kuroda Spaceman Spiff

    Its odd that a lot of people believe the following two things:

    -Unisex = Asexual reproduction
    This isn't the case, Unisex just means that regardless of outward appearance all members of the species feature the same reproductive parts. In other words, they are hermaphroditic. They can still reproduce asexually, however it isn't unlikely that they also reproduce asexually. It just isn't their only mode of reproduction and I don't know why people think it would be. Asexual reproduction can be devastating for a species if a sudden change in climate were to come along, there would be no variation, all individuals would look the same because they are genetically identical. The fact that you can customize your Floran at all demonstrates that they reproduce sexually, not asexually.

    -Florans are plants = needs pollinators
    This is ridiculous, plants need pollinators only because they are literally stuck to the ground they are born in. They cant get up and find a mate, so they rely on other means of getting their pollen to other members. Florans are fully motile, they are perfectly capable of finding other members of their species, it is neither necessary nor interesting for them to have any form of pollinator. They can do it themselves, so it isn't necessary. Its arguably one of the greatest adaptations a plant can have in furthering its genomes, motility.

    edit:

    No it wouldn't, trading their motility would have no benefit for the species. Whats to stop them from reproducing and maintaining their ability to move? Why bother rooting to the ground and waiting for something else to come along and spread their pollen when they can do it themselves?
     
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  4. Silverduke1

    Silverduke1 Giant Laser Beams

    like i said they should be able to reproduce in multiple ways sexually asexually ect
     
  5. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Plants have both parts and don't need another to make seeds.
     
  6. This? AGAIN?
    I thought this was discussed and solved already?
     
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  7. MachoBandit

    MachoBandit Pangalactic Porcupine

    Doggy style.
     
  8. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    I can't believe how long I spent yesterday trying to come up with a unified theory based on all the responses. It really seems like in the end the joke answer will win and there will be no scientific explanation :/ If any one cares at this point here it is:

    I. Pre dance plus butt rub ritual
    II. Then mating either self or cross pollination based on their status
    III. Finally the seeds produced are placed in the sacred sprout garden
    IV. Emergency action to ensure survival of species. Well they are flowering plants and if no mates are available they can reproduce asexually. If they some how get major damage to the flower they will snap off limbs and plant them. Then root in the ground regrowing parts using ground nutrients and photosynthesis.

    Ideas by
    seed garden idea: Wataru
    butt rubbing: Rho
    Self/Cross polination:Most people
    Emergency limb plantind: Fox Soul/Waturu/Serenity
     
  9. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    I understand your pain

    Honestly im okay with the whole "rubbin butts" joke but at least have a scientific explanation, and you do it the best
     
  10. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Well I really just helped in unifying all the good ones and helped a little on one I can't take all the credit.
     
  11. SkrittKing

    SkrittKing Starship Captain

    The fact that this topic has gone on this long is ENTIRELY weird.
     
  12. Silverduke1

    Silverduke1 Giant Laser Beams

    its been going on for 5 months
     
  13. beebot83

    beebot83 Big Damn Hero

    Let's face it, we're all just perverts.
     
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  14. Ariexe

    Ariexe Pangalactic Porcupine

    I think we can make it to 20 pages before it getting locked
     
  15. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    lol
     
  16. Evangelion

    Evangelion Supernova

    Totally by butt rubbing... totally.
     
  17. Sousuke Kuroda

    Sousuke Kuroda Spaceman Spiff

    Its an interesting topic, however a lot of it is people missing previously made points and having them reiterated to them.
     
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  18. Serenity

    Serenity The Waste of Time

    Indeed and in the End. Everyone will probably just pick butts and ignore everything else.
     
  19. Daj

    Daj Big Damn Hero

    Even if they lock this, a new thread would likely be created within a week.
    This subject is too popular to be completely put to rest. It'll likely live as long as Starbound itself.

    (unless they release some kind of family update that implements the correct answer to this, but that'll probably never happen)
     
  20. orb_outrider

    orb_outrider Big Damn Hero

    Ummm... pollination? Okay that would be weird, a random Floran gets pregnant because some random pollen from a different place gets flown into her head.
     
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