Homestuck Clan Thread

You know who else types using the color blue?
John.
And do you know what weapon John uses?
A hammer.
And do you know what a hammer helps make up?
THE COMMUNIST HAMMER AND SICKLE.

 

Ah, yes. That makes sense.

...I'm not active enough to be shipped with anyone. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though.

 

I guess quite a lot of the world could be considered "south" if we really want to dig into it.

 

Moirails are therapists
Auspistices are marriage counselors
Kismeses are people you have angry sex with

 

...that actually makes a lot of sense

 

( Bang Bang, Egbert's silver hammer came down, upon her heaaaad
Bang Bang, Egbert's silver hammer made sure she was dead )
YOU THINK THAT SILLY FACT WILL SWAY THE MIND OF A PATRIOT LIKE MYSELF?
YOU COMMUNISTS THINK WE ARE SO GULLIBLE, WHEN WE ARE THE TRUE WAY TO LIVE
EVEN IF YOUNG EGBERT HERE WIELDS A HAMMER, HE HAS NO INTENT ON BEING A FILTHY COMMUNIST

 

When we've got the time, you guys should play some Terraria with Rel and me. We could have some fun with pvp, killing bosses, trying out that pvp-crystal-ball-thing that I never got to try, et cetera. Ya know, all that stuff.

 

Are you sure???

 

He did say he was not a homosexual.

 

I wish I could wrap my head around why some people decide to actually use them
I mean
OK, matesprit is actual human romance and moirail is a particularly good friendship
But kismesis and (strictly speaking, at least) auspistice have no place in human relationships except when they are forced in by particularly strange people.

 

Its just for funsies.

 

I like using the quadrants for aprroximations of relationships in different medias but never in real life.

 

WHAT?! Fun?! There's no fun allowed on the internet!!!

 

But there are some people who actually take it seriously
That's what I don't get
Yes, we do it for fun and as jokes
But there are people who actually try to find actual kismeses, and that freaks me out a bit

EDIT: Is kismeses actually the plural of kismesis?
Eh
I don't know

 

Actual Relinies RedScarWolf.

 

I don't have to listen to you, old man.
Youth culture forever!

 

Well, I think there are fetishes for that, but they don't call it Kismesisi, hell there is probably fetishes for the troll quadrants. People can get real freaky, and I like it.

 

Damn! You kooky kids found me out!! Reagan Away!!!

 

Probably time for this one to hit the old crypt. Today wasn't as bad as the last. Yay!!!!!!!!