Homestuck Clan Thread: Seven Deudly Acts

Very. Very slo. Over six hours. Hehehe.

 

Yo so I was RPing again, but it dissolved into OOC.
Since the Nepeta in the chat was getting frisky (I think she might have been supposed to be in heat or something???), we all mocked her by cuddling and stuff, then the Karkat left and she started kinda hitting on Dave, who rebutted her, saying in OOC "how do you smut".
I responded and BONERQUEST ensued.
Yes it is literally a shitty RPG I just made up where the end result is porking with your chosen target if you win. However, with me as GM and Jade relaying her reactions to his attentions via steamchat, Dave's lecherous intent was thwarted.
Warning, it's kinda steamy I guess?
It's like 90% us laughing our asses off but I'm loo lazy to edit it right now.
If someone reminds me, I might edit it in the morning.
EDIT: FIXED LINK!
EDIT X2 COMBO: I forgot to edit out a bunch of silliness in the middle, oh well.

 

Was watching, holy hell you dont fuck around when it comes to line work, i'm always so slap dash, never go to the effort you do.

DAT CHANGES TANIGHT MUFFACHA

im gonna make the best art piece ever, go from references, make the hands awesome and give it all da time it needs

gonna make my bro proud and hopefully all o you here too

it will ofcourse be a fyori because fuck you i love drawing her

difference? oh outside of an outstanding jump in quality, probably a lot more pixels to the image

should i do a join.me for this?

 

I've got 3 AM feels, shit. But I don't have to get up early tomorrow so I don't want to sleep.

 

Look at all you guys drawing and roleplaying and talking over mumble
Meanwhile all I did for like 7 hours straight was play Animal Crossing/Pokemon Y

 

I would totally watch, but... I'm going away. Like, today. Until the 17th. I'm going to sleep for however long I can now. Night everyone! Maybe I'll be able to post on the way there, but I don't think there's wifi out in the sea...

Now that I think about it, I never went into detail as to where I'm going. I'm going on a cruise. Yeh.

Make us proud, Biz.

 

its hardly large...

if you want me to dispel your doubts, i can SHOW YOU LARGE!

 

ill do another when you return

@anyonewhogivesashit:
join.me is GO https://join.me/380-798-537

 

If only it worked on mobile without downloading an app. I packed up my laptop when I said I was going to sleep, but I don't think I'm going to sleep.

 

Which point? Actually posting ERP/Erotic fan-fiction instead of just talking about it going on?

 

But... It wasn't erotic.

 

To be fair, while it wasn't explicitly erotic, it was pretty dang close to it.

 

It's getting there

 

FTFY

 

-Speaking of getting there, I am have caught up! Good afternoon theadies!

 

et pls

click pls

oh look a serious mention
holy shit that does look fun
makes leveling a mage alt more enticing
hmmmmm... I have the looms and everything for it
I think I'll attempt to shoot for the 90s with this alt
we'll see

dj pls
stop posting, you might actually trick people into thinking you're back

 

Up to reader interpretation.

Still at home. Sister is still asleep. Final preparations for travel are happening.

 

I don't usually do this stuff, but I know a few of you have tumblrs, so could any or you guys do me a favor? A friend of mine is kinda in a rut, so if any of you guys could at least reblog this, I would really appreciate it. Though, I encourage doing more, but I'm not really in a state so say such things... :/

http://elusivetranscendent.tumblr.com/post/91542352909/my-family-apparently-wants-me-to-die

 

Wow, what happens (or happened) to her is pretty similar to what happens to me.

Maybe tell her she's not alone?

 

It's okay, don't feel bad about it. These things are so hard to make happen.