Homestuck Clan Thread: Five Finger Thread Punch

as if anyone understands it

 

>Take 5
>Homestuck Thread 5evr
>Many more
Honestly is [5] Cascade the one we're really going with

 

Welcome to the club

 

Homestuck reference is best reference

 

Tru

 

Fuk dis
u guys r tyrants
u dont even put it to a vote
fuk u

 

Welcome to Life

 

nerd

 

At track meet, friends won't stop talking obsessively about Clash of Clans, please halp.

 

ZOH YOU REMIUNDED ME ON ONE OF THE STEVEN UNIVERSES THERE'S A SANIC DOLL

Does anybody here know how to read?

 

>MOBIUS DOUBL3 R43CH4ROUND

 

I forgot who DragonLord was I'm sorry you can't use the same fucking name everywhere.

I'll be happy to add you in just letting you know that currently there's not a whole lot going on, but It might help to know us before you devote to us. I'll give you the briefing here so anyone who may be also interested can see what is to be warned about.

1) You're entering Hell, bring shades and thick skin.
2) If you insult Pacman I leave you at his mercy.
3) Insult Mitch and I'll flip your shit upside down, put it on a plate and make you eat it.
4) So long as no one is of offend, you can basically say whatever you want. None of us have many sensibilities, because I did us the favor of killing off sensibilities by being an obnoxious cunt. The same applies to everyone.
5) Using Le is highly frowned upon.
6) Using Garbage memes without decent context or satirical intent is highly discouraged.
7) Puns are not only okay, but encouraged, the worse the better.
8) There are no business hours.
9) There is no schedule. When I give you work, you are expected to have it done in a manageable time frame.
10) Procrastination is okay, inspiration is more important than on-time work.
11) All these rules can be bended by anyone assuming I give not enough of a fuck to enforce them, which is most of the time.
12) Essentially no one has been kicked from the chat, the only absentees are by way of their own decision.
13) If Skye is mentioned, the best plan is not to ask.
14) If I start rambling, indulge me, because I won't stop.
15) If anyone else rambles, feel free to tell them to stop. If they actually do, report it to me immediately.
16) There are as many members as there are rules. This is the final rule.

 

Put them out their misery quickly. It's the only way.

 

It has one less 5 than it needs though

 

Only took you 10 pages to reply

 

I wish to join this collective.

@WoxandWarf cannot stop me.

 

I have seen the episode and yes it is most definitely sanic.

 

play other phone game
be hipster
lose friends

alternatively, you can join them and play it and join in on the conversation.

 

I forgot to put this
Last time I put it up to a vote, about three people voted