Homestuck Clan Thread: Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 6

I take offense to your face.

 

The clock's time is slightly different for everybody. Nobody spoil ANYTHING until ~10 minutes have passed, please!

 

i take offense to your face
it doesn't have tits-for-eyes

 

"Go"
Shortest sentence I can think of

Also, you people ran that guy off in record time

 

Ew, boobs are gross, that's super offensive to me.

 

maybe you should gain eyetits
what am i saying
that's no good unless the eyetits have laser nipples

 

Y-you need to, uh, gain finger lips! See I can make things up too!

 

We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here.

 

(This thing makes lips on surfaces by punching them. Pic is relevant.)

 

Thread is now cheesy western movie.

 

God damnit.
This means I have to take off most of my clothes and charge at the protagonist with a tomahawk whilst screeching, doesn't it?

 

Only if you want to propagate the stereotype.

 

Yeah. It's okay, @Crimms and I have to be banditos

 

I actually have native heritage.


(not so) Fun fact.

 

Oh, what, like, 1/16th, just like everyone else who says "I'm just like you, brother"?

I'm half Mexican too though.
EDIT:

 

I guess I'll be the white devil that goes around murdering innocent people and gets treated like a hero.

 

In that case, you have to play both parts
Simultaneously

 

THE CLOCK. IT'S TICKING.

 

"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYILLA REVOLUCIONES!"