That's hilarious. Lemme see if I can think of something else I've heard before in the past that struck me as funny... <.<a Overheard while two other people were bickering back and forth: "Man, they're so bad at roasting each other, their marshmallows aren't even browned." Overheard near the toilets: (singing) "I wanna know what loooove iiiiiis! I wanna have sex... and lots of kids!" [Note: That's... not how the song goes.] Overheard while two friends were tossing a rubber ball back and forth, and one of them missed catching it and got hit in the chest: "Augh! Right in mah tit!" [Note: Both participants were male.] Overheard during regular work hours, regarding a holiday party: Person 1: "Man, I went and everyone was wearing suits. I thought it the dress code was supposed to be semi-formal attire and everyone just went with formal shit." Person 2: "Suits are semi-formal attire! Tuxedoes are formal, you classless f[CENSORED]!" Overheard during an introduction with a new employee: Person 1 (who had been around for a while): "Maybe you can help us put this one to bed. What nationality do you think [Person 3] is?" Person 2: "Hmm. I don't know. Ginger?" Person 3: "OH MY GOD THAT ISN'T EVEN A NATIONALITY I HATE YOU ALL!"