Chat Hels Chatroom III: We've been to Helen back!

If you question the good things, then the terrorists win?

 

speaking of terrorism, I had a weird dream tonight, in which me and a mate broke into people's homes as a prank. Me having a dream is already weird enough, but this one took the cake.

 

Haha, probably.

 

Well, terrorism is based on fear and home invasions are one thing I and the vast majority of people worldwide reasonably fear, so yeah.

 

What's weirder is that one of those pranks had a happy ending for me. 18+ happy ending, if you know what I mean...

This dream is looking more and more like a porn movie plot.

 

I actually know a cameraman who occasionally does contract work in the, uh, business. I could pitch that plot to some of his customers if you want some extra cash in exchange for this part of your soul lol.

Whoops. My bad.

 

*pulls out a pad of paper and a pen*

Go on....

 

Oh, am I going to be executive producer of a XXX movie? Shweet.

I actually tried to wiggle out of that situation. My mate was still waiting for me outside. She was the one being assertive. But that girl had bait written all over her. Petit, redheaded, gamer. It's like they peeked inside my brain. We even got to play video games before getting to the action.

Oh, wait, that WAS inside my brain. Eh, figures.

 

I can't promise anything, but I'll phone him next week.

Also, danger floof has eyes on target:

 

That's what I did. Then SOMEONE told me to greet the ladies too. So I greeted Hel too. Then I found I respected Charlatan, so he got up there, and now it's all gone hillward. (Up or down I don't know.)

Shoot, you should also get on that select list.
(But I did decide to shorten it because three was already nearly too long.)

Hmmm... Video games...
I'm sorry, was something going on my mind blanked out there until it saw the words "Video games."
So what's your proudest accomplishment in a videogame?

Nirning guys.
Nirning Charlatan.
Nirning Firepaw.
Nirning Surenu.
Nirning Milkcalf.
Nirning Hel.

 

Since y'all liked my LARP gear, here's a closeup on the helmet I originally took for Charlatan:



Also, nirning Jim. How's your day so far?

 

I'm not exactly proud of it, but the greatest achievement in recent gaming history was getting my revenge on a Uruk in Shadows of Mordor. It took four hours, painstakingly orchestrating my revenge for maximum reward, both ingame and personally. Long story short, another uruk killed me but I used him in my revenge against the bigger quarry. And he alone survived in the end. I called for a meeting atop a cliff overseeing the ocean. As he waited for me alone, I snuck behind him, grabbed him, whispered "I didn't forget you. I saved you for last", stabbed him twice and threw him off the cliff. And I got the hardest achievement in the game by doing that.

It was dramatic. It was genius. It was glorious. I discovered that, yes, Evil Laughter is real. I was doing just that. From the bottom of my blackened heart, I was laughing like a saturday morning cartoon villain.

Oh, and beating the Rebel Flagship in FTL too. I ran around the apartment cussing and shouting how that f***er was finally dead.

 

I first had to think about this:

 

Good, although it's so far lasted less than an hour. Soon I'll help with moving stuff to the new house. Tommorow we actually move in. And then...

This will happen.

Well, I don't know how hard that is, I've never played Shadows of Mordor. I basically hear it's a good game in passing, I don't think I know anyone who plays it...

And FTL... I managed to beat that game with the federation ship if I remember right, and then modded it so I would never have to see it again. Also to add a lot to the game.
I'm torn on my proudest accomplishment being all the progress I've made in the Touhou games (Although I've only BEATEN one.) and beating Halo 1+2 on legendary.

 

it was more like this:

The Nemesis System is what makes the game worth it. The combat is copypasted from Arkham, and the story is, quite frankly, nothing to write home about. It's a shame that you are forced to progress it until you get all the fun toys. But once you get the power to brainwash the uruks and turn them into spies in Sauron's Army, oh boy... You'll find your inner sadistic, manipulating, schemming self.

The game is quite challenging at first but soon you become overpowered to the point no Uruk will stand a real chance against you, unless they catch you off guard or gang up on you. But The Nemesis System is kind of its own thing, so getting everything to go accoding to plan is difficult.

As for FTL, maybe I should call that the LUCKIEST gaming achievement. Cuz RNGeesus that game is bollocks...

Were you holding a grudge all this time? Seriously?

 

Huh. That's the first time I've seen something blocked from the USA.

Cloning bay helps a lot. And luck. And artillery. And luck. And burst laser weapons are awesome in high numbers. As is luck. Basically I'm saying there's a lot of things effecting if you win or lose. Like luck.

 

I've been watching 45 minutes of corrections to the 16 minute game theory video on who would win in For Honor.

 

Good nirning everybody