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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jonesy, Sep 8, 2014.


How are you today?

  1. Good.

  2. Average.

  3. Bad.

  4. I took a level in badass.

  5. Shuddup, fool.

  6. When does Starbound come out?

  7. Foxes. c:

  8. Br?

  1. BigEaredKittens

    BigEaredKittens Spaceman Spiff

  2. Inf_Wolf14

    Inf_Wolf14 Giant Laser Beams

  3. Corraidhín

    Corraidhín Oxygen Tank

    Oh let me help you!
    *high fives*
    Back to the depths with you!


    Tsk, no mudak!
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  4. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Master Astronaut


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  5. Dzelda

    Dzelda Parsec Taste Tester

    I always enjoy the High King of Skyrim Jokes :)
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  6. Inf_Wolf14

    Inf_Wolf14 Giant Laser Beams

  7. Dzelda

    Dzelda Parsec Taste Tester

    An edit to the High King of Skyrim post yesterday: That post followed me into my dreams.

    I was the High King of Skyrim.

    And someone had stolen my wifes car. It was a big murderous looking dude, whod managed to do it. However, I remember popping into the backseat, smiling and saying "Hello, it seems youve stolen my girlfriends car. How plead you?"

    The dude nearly got into an accident, which made me smile and he cursed me out. But I merely smiled and said, "Ah, but unfortunately I am the High King of Skyrim." I snapped my fingers and asuddenly it was now a blizzard, and the dude was going downhill with the windows down, offroad. He was clearly rattled byt his but he was actually doing pretty well about this.

    "So, how are you doing now? Still want to steal her car?"

    "When I stop this car Im gonna ***in kill you!"

    "Ah, but unfortunately for you, I am the High King of Skyrim."

    So now I sentenced him to continue driving downhill in the woods. Except NOW it was a blizzard and the top was gone, and he was sliding down like a drunken penguin at a race :)

    He wasnt doing so well after that. A few skiiers ran into him, cursed him out, and all the while I was smiling as he tried to control the sledge Id suddenly made my wifes car into :rofl: I even think at one point he ran into a zamboni. On a mountain.

    He was.. styill hanging on. I was suprised. However, he was clearly having issues, so I went, "So, how are we faring now?"

    He was too busy trying to steer in the blizzard to do anything, so... I merely smiled and...

    Made the car roll like a log flume to boot :)

    By the time we reached the bottom of the hill, the skiiers were livid, there had been a few avalanches, and the car ha dbeen reduced to a toboggan shovel. We were both summarily booted from the Ice Rink.

    So hes still on the shovel, outside, with me in the back, and because hes a stubborn mule he turns to me, and he is STILL defiant. He goes, "This changes nothing! Im STILL gonna go steal another car right now!"

    And that is when I merely smiled at him once more, and said. "Oh but you wont, because I am the High King of Skyrim."

    "$^&%$ MAKE me!"

    I snapped my fingers, and the dream ended.

    And I had the biggest laugh Ive had out of bed for the longest time. Hats off to you General Nuclear and to that magnificent meme :rofl:
    Last edited: Jul 4, 2017
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  8. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Giant Laser Beams

    .... But where are the pictures?
  9. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm 2.7182818284590...

    I'm sure, that Sabaton fans will understand...
  10. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Master Astronaut

    sadly we do not yet possesses that kind of technology so we can take pictures of our dreams. one day maybe.
    thanks but i didn't make it. i have forgot who actually made it in the first round now since everyone posting it have removed the name tag. anyway something happend to your spoiler.
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  11. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm 2.7182818284590...

    'cough' He/she typed -spoilers-, instead -spoiler-... 'cough'
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  12. Dzelda

    Dzelda Parsec Taste Tester

    Thank you. I keep forgetting how to do those right.

    And sadly, no pictures, but if I did have pictures, youd have loved it more. :rofl: I just thought it was postworthy to the Funny Forums. :) Just pretend its from those text forums or soemthing.
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  13. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Master Astronaut

    Just let me sleep already You burning a**hole in the sky!




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  14. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Das so true tho.
  15. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Master Astronaut

    some random gifs



  16. Firestorm258

    Firestorm258 Master Astronaut

    Having played KOTOR, I can say the lightsaber one is most definitely true.

  17. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Master Astronaut

    i miss it when light sabers was light sabers in games and they could cut trough anything but its over 1000 years before the new star wars movies and games in KOTOR so it might be because of that it is old technology which would make sense.
    the old star wars online was better the one in the time age of luke skywalker and darth vader.

    by the way tips try the bounty hunter or the smuggler class they have the best story and dialog choices and their combat feels more right oh and trooper for the combat part.

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  18. BigEaredKittens

    BigEaredKittens Spaceman Spiff

    Feace my Smarttm shovel. Filthy infidels.
  19. Inf_Wolf14

    Inf_Wolf14 Giant Laser Beams

  20. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Now that's just impractical.

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