It's beeen 86ish years since the Great Emu War. The methods devised for segregating the Emu Menace from the rest of Australian society have failed. The Emus have moved into the cities, bought homes, started families near, and're stealing the jobs of annoyed Australian people. ＴＨＥＳＥ ＥＭＵＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＢＥ ＰＵＲＧＥＤ！！！ ------- The Drill: Each Emu is to die a horrific, (or nice), death and you get to choose however that Emu dies. One Emu per post. We'll start from Emu #500 and count down from there. Okay? Let's go! ------ Emu #500 died from eating tidepods.