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Floran reproduction. It's official.

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Breather, Jul 1, 2013.

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  1. michealv

    michealv Industrial Terraformer

    I love it, just love it. Butt rubbing hahaha
    I'm glad it got revived because i haven't seen this before.
     
    michealv, Dec 2, 2013
    #141
  2. Sinaqui

    Sinaqui Title Not Found

    So Floran mating is basically cooperative twerking?
     
    Sinaqui, Dec 2, 2013
    #142
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  3. Insanitor

    Insanitor Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Awww, i don't mind this got Ressurected... Epic Epic post!
    This post made me love florans ages ago when it first came out :p
     
    Insanitor, Dec 2, 2013
    #143
  4. Optix

    Optix Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I knew that's how pollination works! Bees. *pfft* Whoever heard of something so silly.
     
    Optix, Dec 2, 2013
    #144
  5. UltraSnaky

    UltraSnaky Pangalactic Porcupine

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    My approximate reaction.
     
    UltraSnaky, Dec 2, 2013
    #145
  6. F-ranko

    F-ranko Heliosphere

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    F-ranko, Dec 2, 2013
    #146
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  7. Pizzarugi

    Pizzarugi Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Nicholas Cage might disagree.
     
    Pizzarugi, Dec 2, 2013
    #147
  8. Dagorran

    Dagorran Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    It should probably be said that this all started as a joke. A terribly wonderful joke and I love it.

    Necromancy isn't outlawed in these parts.
     
    Dagorran, Dec 2, 2013
    #148
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  9. DotBeta

    DotBeta Oxygen Tank

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    I never saw musetriggers short lol, it's pretty hilarious!

    Edit: after reading through the whole thread I couldn't believe how blown out of proportion this seemingly harmless joke got. Some people just read into things waaayyy to far.
     
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    DotBeta, Dec 2, 2013
    #149
  10. DeadlyLuvdisc

    DeadlyLuvdisc Oxygen Tank

    I don't understand the people who say, "Ew! Gross! Disgusting! Lewd!"
    I mean, don't you realize how Human reproduction works? :rofl: :lod: :megusta:
     
    DeadlyLuvdisc, Dec 2, 2013
    #150
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  11. NEO|Phyte

    NEO|Phyte Subatomic Cosmonaut

    ...Something about a stork?
     
    NEO|Phyte, Dec 2, 2013
    #151
  12. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    Oh, this thread is back, yay~ I find the whole thing hilarious~
     
    RedScarWolf, Dec 2, 2013
    #152
  13. Pyrii

    Pyrii Existential Complex

    This is what I'll tell my kids, when they ask how they were made/born. (Being a lesbian, it's sort of true)
     
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    Pyrii, Dec 2, 2013
    #153
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  14. ZangooseSlash

    ZangooseSlash Black Hole Surfer

    This really had to be brought back
    ...
     
    ZangooseSlash, Dec 2, 2013
    #154
  15. Optix

    Optix Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    [​IMG]
     
    Optix, Dec 2, 2013
    #155
  16. RenegadeVeggie

    RenegadeVeggie Void-Bound Voyager

    Aw man I can't believe I missed this thread...
    Still, delicious reproduction.
     
    RenegadeVeggie, Dec 3, 2013
    #156
  17. Farathil

    Farathil Spaceman Spiff

    And we find your "mating" habits highly distasteful.
    All of these comments on us being savages are very rude. Maybe we find your species habits lazy and hypocritical.
    Just because our mating habits, our culture and our habits are different does not mean we are "savages". Your race eats all other species and on occasion they even cannibalize.
    Your species will eat chickens, monkeys, fish and humans even have iron in their dietary needs! and were the savages.
    I even have been working on what you humans call a "cookbook" I am working on it to compile our races cultural dishes, so your people can understand ours.
    [​IMG]
     
    Farathil, Dec 3, 2013
    #157
  18. DeadlyLuvdisc

    DeadlyLuvdisc Oxygen Tank

    Step #1: Have sex with a stork. :saywhat:
    Step #2: ????
    Step #3: Profit. D:
     
    DeadlyLuvdisc, Dec 3, 2013
    #158
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  19. Felonious

    Felonious Existential Complex

    This thread is too good.
     
    Felonious, Dec 3, 2013
    #159
  20. Grilled Yakisoba

    Grilled Yakisoba Master Chief

     
    Grilled Yakisoba, Dec 4, 2013
    #160
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