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Floran reproduction. It's official.

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Breather, Jul 1, 2013.

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  1. DaviDeil

    DaviDeil Ketchup Robot


    Thank you. I didn't really care to go into detail and hoped people got the jist of what I meant. You detailed it the way I would have liked to!
     
  2. DeadlyLuvdisc

    DeadlyLuvdisc Oxygen Tank

    Fetishists will make lewd fanfics either way. By forcing cannon sexual practices that are silly and incompatible, it makes it much harder for fetishist fanfic authors to build risque stories around them. For example, if you have a male protagonist in a harem of females of every other race, it could result in really awkward situations that aren't sexy at all. Take a human engineer who "mates" with a Glitch-- They'd just be building a new Glitch together, which wouldn't be very satisfying for most fetishists. In fact, the human might not even recognize the meaning that the action has for the Glitch, then go rub butts with a Floran on the dance floor, only to get slapped by the Glitch five minutes later and watch her run away crying. Both hilarious and dramatic, actually.

    But that's just my take on it.

    EDIT: Oh yeah, and this:
    Would you be upset if your children watched animal planet on the discovery channel?
     
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  3. M C

    M C Parsec Taste Tester

    i want a anime/manga of that now :mwahaha:
     
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  4. F-ranko

    F-ranko Heliosphere

    This is why I love this forum.
     
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  5. Nohar

    Nohar Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    This topic really is NSFW.
     
  6. Delimar

    Delimar Star Wrangler


    I might have mentioned that earlier, can't recall if I did anymore. But yea, I first read this topic while at work. Loud laughter soon followed
     
  7. Atlus

    Atlus Big Damn Hero

    I've been unwittingly exposed to fetishes that are way more physically impossible and/or confusing.

    But it's a BUTT. You're telling me that can't go into unwise directions? Could we have at least picked a LESS sensible body part that ISN'T near the erogenous zones on most every other animal? Heck the floran should have their baby-making parts on their HEADS! Their flowers! They're plants! Piston and stamen!

    Wouldn't they be rubbing foreheads? Does butt-rubbing lead INTO head-rubbing? Is there an entire rubbing process where they work their way up to the forehead? It just succeeds to do nothing but raise questions and censorship issues because they're doing things lewd things below the belt.

    I'd like to think media has become lenient about censorship and what's taboo or not these days but I think this is a bit too risqué even as a joke.
     
  8. Star and Moon

    Star and Moon Space Kumquat

    Soooo.... how on earth does this thread have 7 pages.
     
  9. Delimar

    Delimar Star Wrangler

    Because we went from a joke to an ethical debate.
     
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  10. Shadow Stealer

    Shadow Stealer Orbital Explorer

    Kay... this thread blew my mind, from the discussion to OP content. Firstly touching butts is interesting and secondly... I really can't wait to get my teeth stuck into reading all about the lore of the universe.
     
  11. DeadlyLuvdisc

    DeadlyLuvdisc Oxygen Tank

    I agree that their heads would make more sense. I think they just chose butts because they thought it was funny.
     
  12. DJFlare84

    DJFlare84 Spaceman Spiff

    We didn't start the fire...
    It was always burnin', since the world was turnin'!
     
  13. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    What happened to this hilarious thread? It's a joke people, just laugh and move on.
     
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  14. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    Agreed. I just came back to this thread to discover what it's become.
     
  15. BallPtPenTheif

    BallPtPenTheif Subatomic Cosmonaut


    speaking of which, is the initial comic from an ongoing web comic? is their more?
     
  16. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

    There's a comic in every issue of the newsletter. But the plot doesn't really carry between strips; each one is a self contained story.
     
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  17. Core

    Core Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Thread got out of hand pretty quick o_O
    On a second note replying to the pictures: wut the...?
     
  18. The Furreonist

    The Furreonist Pangalactic Porcupine

    OMG, it's disgusting! I don't want to be a Floran anymore!
     
  19. Israphial

    Israphial Big Damn Hero

    Dude, don't necrobump things.
     
  20. The Furreonist

    The Furreonist Pangalactic Porcupine

    Sorry, but I searched this threat, and i didnt pay attention to last posts data.
     
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