Floran reproduction. It's official.

It really, really doesn't,

 

Too late now; embrace it.

 

I'd rather light it on fire, along with all the other Florians.

 

I-I need a towel...!

 

Wasn't it Mordecai from that one show called "Regular Show"? or Angry birds

 

That would be Regular Show my friend

 

I am Bear Grylls, and I will take you on a journey so YOU can learn about the mating of a Floran.
Before we get there, I am going to drink my own urine.
*Drinks urine.*
Okay, I am done.
Now the first thing you want to do is find your floran. Hide behind a rock and watch closely, because they are cold motherfuckers and ruthless cannibals.
So, the floran finds a mate, and they look at each other, and then turn around and bend over. They then begin to rub their butts together intensely. If it is unsuccessful, the two's anuses will be lit on fire, and they will die. If it is successful, from the intense butrubb session, leaves will both fall off their ass-cheeks and form a pod, which in time will become a baby. The two may or may not keep butt rubbing intensely, depending on whether they want to have more babies or not.
For Florans. How to Butt-rub:
Bend over, have your backs to each other and start shaking your ass fast up and down. If the steps are followed right, a baby will be born.
I'm Bear Grylls, and this was The Mating of The Florans.
This was also sponsored by The More You Know.

 

Dude, wtf man....You just gave me a lifelong trauma!

 

I think this is pretty cool, it adds little spice to the game

 

Glorious.

 

Yet another reason why I don't twerk.

 

I laughed way way too much at this sh*t

 

I havnt been on the forums in a long time, but I just read the paper and OMFG I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS

looks like this topic is back.

 

So safe sex for florans is basically just having a fire extinguisher on hand?

 

Or wearing pants.

 

Just beware the buttless chaps.

 

I find this hilarious. I wonder what this community will think of next when it comes to Novakid reproduction.

 

Well since the novakids are gasses held in place by fields emitted by the metal symbol on their face. I guess they'd forge a symbol and "expend" some of their gasses to fill the new field. The mix of the two gasses creating the new novakid.

HOW they mix the gasses, I guess is up to the parent Novakids.

 

So basically, they both fart in a jar.