Destroy the Godmodder - Starbound

I continue with my tank (8/10)

 

1/10 Wargame Conversation.
1/10 Artillery Strike.
1/5: Teleport to fighter-bomber
I get the conversation to begin to go on tactics for various Warhammer army lists.

 

It sounds like you're not quite understanding how this game works. I suggest you read the rules and ask the OP if you have any questions.

If you don't abide by the rules, you may be asked to leave the thread by the rest of the group.

 

I vote that everyone ignores him

 

I second that motion.

 

/Null.
Exactly, what am I doing wrong? I haven't noticed that any of my posts broke any rules after reading them, so I simply went with a similar approach to what is usual in the other DtG threads: Make ridiculous posts which are quite crazy and filled with lots of Shout-Outs.

 

/null
In this one your supposed to use charges, three per turn. Ask @FirnenYT for the full set of rules. Oh wait, their on the first page. WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THEM?!?!?!?!

 

The chibi raygun continues it charging, locking onto the Godmodder's location (2/5)
More expansions? (2/15)

 

I charge my death ray 6/20 and my shrink ray 3/5

 

I continue with my cockroaches 6/15
And start summoning a giant flamethrower weilding dog 1/5

 

I continue my death ray 7/20 and my shrink ray 4/5

 

can I join?

 

The thread seems to be dead, as there haven't been any updates in a long time.

 

Arise, my dead thread! Return to life!

The Godmodder excuses your innumeracy by not counting your third turn. Your dog is at 0/5 and your cockroaches at 5/15

Huh? I'm still here

Yep. I vote chess as the tabletop wargame. +1 chessboard to you, my friend

The Godmodder chucks you a book titled "How to Count" and revokes your final turn. Your death ray is at 6/20 and your shrink ray at 3/5

Your tank is almost complete.

You don't get a choice. The Godmodder warps you into the world

Your base continue to be expanded at an unprecedented rate. The Godmodder himself looks alarmed.

Firepaw's cat has eaten the fishes and releases the Goo-goo eyes attack! The Forest Golem is pacified for a turn and receives 500 DMG!
Meanwhile, in the distance a huge wave approaches. The Godmodder kicks the small wall to pieces, although the waves from the beach did most of the work. Then he proceeds to create a small villa for TCR47, complete with pool, tennis court and life-size chess board
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Firepaw's 10-foot kitten: HP 950/1000
Goo-goo Eyes Attack: |||
Godmodder: HP 100/100
Enraged Forest Golem [H Boss]: HP 48,500/50,000
Dusty's Barbed and Entrenched Fort: HP 15,000/15,000 (Expansion: 2/15)

 

I begin building a tank (1/5)
I cast a healing spell for the 10-foot kitten.
I begin building a miniknog-type fortress (1/15)

 

Welcome back to the land of the living, Firnen. Now, let's get down to business.

I deploy the Base Expander 2000, which I ordered while nobody was looking. It now doubles the rate that my base expands.
With that, my base becomes more beefy (4/15)
Also, the chibi raygun is still a thing, as is the violent mass of cute energy now stored inside (3/5)

 

I add the Valkerie cannon to the tank (2/5
I begin charging a super unexpected attack (0/10)
my fortress gains the beginnings of walls (2/15)

 

(are we dead again)

 

Anti-God Modder...
What if this is SAO and if I die, I actually die?!
So stopping him would stop the risk of death?
Or would I put myself IN death's way by fighting him?

Whatever...
I begin to worship lè sun for 'invincibility' and More Estus Flasks.

 

At max power I should be able to summon Harambe.