Well, someone has to... NP is obsessed with hot drinks and missile ponies, yet doesn't realize that both traits may be connected.
but that's okay, because i don't deny it. NP will feel forced to admit that they unironically enjoyed sonic and the black knight.
How could I have enjoyed that game when I was busy playing Shadow the Hedgehog instead. Next poster puts the milk in before the cereal.
*Ahem* the correct term is "Goth" I accuse the NP of not knowing the difference between an edgelord and a goth
I don't go looking for different goth-ey styles, so I wouldn't know anyway. I accuse NP for being bad at drawing.
You see my profile picture? That's real art, baby I accuse the next poster of being United States Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell
deeeerrrrp... Oh crap I'm being arrested. I accuse NP of being a fundamentalist of every religion at once.
don't be ridiculous. if someone was stealing eyes, someone would have seen them. besides, the next poster is the real villain! they sat on my fox plushie, Foxy! rude! >:C
What? I was busy planting trees for the world, so it can't be me. So I accuse the next NP, for cutting trees for toilet paper to much, that make my work a lot harder.
Well I was using the toilet paper to cushion the bird houses I was building for the world. I accuse NP of pouring syrup in all my electrical outlets.
Why would I block something that's more useful for me not blocked? I accuse NP of trying to starve me.
i am sorry but princesses are not natural enemies of dragons and you cannot eat them! you are free to eat anything else, except cookies those are for me. i accuse the next poster of turning my carriage back into a pumpkin while i was still in it! rude! >:C