Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    And you don't?

    NP isn't mentally scarred from Doki-Doki Literature Club!
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  2. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I didn’t watch it, so I can’t be scarred, no?

    NP hates Hel the mod.
  3. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Well, someone has to...
    NP is obsessed with hot drinks and missile ponies, yet doesn't realize that both traits may be connected.
  4. ˈkarət

    ˈkarət Void-Bound Voyager

    but that's okay, because i don't deny it.

    NP will feel forced to admit that they unironically enjoyed sonic and the black knight.
  5. Bamboozler

    Bamboozler Space Penguin Leader

    How could I have enjoyed that game when I was busy playing Shadow the Hedgehog instead.


    Next poster puts the milk in before the cereal.
  6. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    If I did that I would have significantly less cereal

    NP is a feminazi.
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  7. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    Damn straight i am broski

    next poster is mark zuckerberg
  8. theflamingchuthulu

    theflamingchuthulu Big Damn Hero

    Iz hab nod klue whoh thghat ib.
    I acuse NP for liking the "I smell pennies!" meme.
  9. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I don‘t even know what that f**k that is, *sniffs pennies*

    NP is an edgelord
  10. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    *Ahem* the correct term is "Goth"

    I accuse the NP of not knowing the difference between an edgelord and a goth
  11. theflamingchuthulu

    theflamingchuthulu Big Damn Hero

    I don't go looking for different goth-ey styles, so I wouldn't know anyway.

    I accuse NP for being bad at drawing.
  12. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    You see my profile picture? That's real art, baby

    I accuse the next poster of being United States Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell
  13. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    i hate politics

    I accuse NP of derp on a criminal level
  14. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    deeeerrrrp... Oh crap I'm being arrested.
    I accuse NP of being a fundamentalist of every religion at once.
  15. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    That's pretty hard to do while also being atheist.

    I accuse NP of stealing eyes.
  16. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    don't be ridiculous. if someone was stealing eyes, someone would have seen them.

    besides, the next poster is the real villain! they sat on my fox plushie, Foxy! rude! >:C
  17. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    What? I was busy planting trees for the world, so it can't be me.

    So I accuse the next NP, for cutting trees for toilet paper to much, that make my work a lot harder.
  18. theflamingchuthulu

    theflamingchuthulu Big Damn Hero

    Well I was using the toilet paper to cushion the bird houses I was building for the world.

    I accuse NP of pouring syrup in all my electrical outlets.
  19. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Why would I block something that's more useful for me not blocked?

    I accuse NP of trying to starve me.
  20. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    i am sorry but princesses are not natural enemies of dragons and you cannot eat them! you are free to eat anything else, except cookies those are for me.

    i accuse the next poster of turning my carriage back into a pumpkin while i was still in it! rude! >:C

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