Defend Yourself!

MY MARILYN MONROE COSTUME WAS STOLEN YOU PLANT

NP stole my marilyn monroe costume

 

I look better in it than you!

NP doesn't want to turn on the fan to make my skirt lift in that iconic pose

 

I dont want to stare at your cat butt!

NP wants to stare at there cat butt

 

Because his stool has been bloody and I want to examine the cat.
NP kid napped my trainer.

 

to free you arcadoof.
go! be free arcadoof! be FREE- oops. he just got eaten by a caterpie.

the np's caterpee ate arcadoof

 

I owned that caterpie, I wanted a caterpie costume so I told him to eat me.
The np captured and breaded zubats 1000 times and released them into a cave.

 

Hey, I wanna breed 'em ta eat 'em, how'd you think I was going to do that

You stole DA CAKE!!!

 

I was starving because no humans were anywhere close to my den and I don't feel like going very far, then I saw a cake somewhere near it so I ate it.
Np left a cake on my property.

 

Listen pal, park benches are not your property, so get your paws off my cake before I call animal control.

NP accidentally broke the fourth wall.

 

Welp, was it existing

I am flying ^^

 

Well, I wasn't attacked.

The np forgot to attack me

 

No, I'm just waiting till you're distracted.

NP is a chaos worshipping heretic.

 

No, I worship the「DARKNESS」.

The NP has an overinflated ego.

 

And what is wrong with ego? I'M AWESOME!

NP forgot they left the stove on.

 

To your knowledge, it's flambed food ù_ú

NP is a coffee addicted!

 

Hey! You leave coffee out of this!

 

I blame NP for losing my USB.

 

I didn't lose it, I ate it.

I accuse NP of not defending/accusing.

 

Sorry, I thought I did. But you haven't made it easy!

NP has no dreams.

 

Because I never sleep
Np accused me of being an eldritch abomination